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Local man repairs relationship, loses penis — The Internet Chronicle
Roanoke, Va.–A Roanoke man savagely mutilated himself Friday while trying to prove to his ex-wife he was “still man enough to sexual role-play and use a skill saw naked.” Sources say he was attempting to sacrifice the family housecat to the love gods when things suddenly appeared very wrong. Tina Shrubman, a 46 year old […]
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