Washington, DC – The 44th President of the United States of America died Sunday from complications related to the Swine Flu. Barack Hussein Obama was 48 years old.
Barack Obama is credited for giving $14 billion to NASA and drafting a health care bill that was never passed.
Obama reportedly contracted Swine Flu after close contact with government pigs in Washington.
Elf Wax Expert Political Analyst Langston T. Harness said, “More controversial than his grayish skin color – by the way, I spell gray with an ‘a’ ’cause that’s how we do it in America – was the favor shown to him by all world leaders, even Kim jong-Il, who invited Barack Obama’s step-brother, Bill Clinton, to North Korea for whiskey shots. Clinton reportedly left the country with two whores in tow.”
An invite-only memorial reception will be held at the Watergate Hotel, following a funeral in Kenya – where Obama was born.
Sources: FOX News