Courtney Love confesses to the murder of rock legend Kurt Cobain

Grunge rock inventor, Kurt Cobain, shortly before he was murdered by his wife.

At 8:51 pm PST, Courtney Love walked into a Los Angeles police station, distraught and intoxicated. As she spoke to deputy Stephen Pollan, she began to talk about Kurt Cobain, and eventually admitted to killing him. She proceeded to explain to an officer how “the guilt reached it’s breaking point” and that she “couldn’t live with the pain anymore.”

Police have not released an official statement as to what they believe motivated Courtney to carry out the murder. “Nothing made any sense then. All I could think about was the money. I don’t know what got to me first, the pressure, or the drugs, or what…I just couldn’t take it,” said Love between tears in the interrogation room of the police station.

Reptile tears

Love and Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Cobain, were contacted immediately upon her mother’s arrival. “I am just in complete shock,” claims Cobain. She denied an interview, stating that she was overcome with grief and needed time to think before appearing on camera.

At the time of this writing, Love is being transferred to the Seattle Police Department in Washington for further questioning. Cobain was questioned shortly and released.

“She’s a troubled woman,” claimed deputy Sephan Pollan. “I’m just glad she finally came forward. I mean, I’ve heard the rumors, we all have, but we finally know the truth and hopefully we can get this woman the help she needs.”

28 comments to Courtney Love confesses to the murder of rock legend Kurt Cobain

  • james

    sanja your stupid if you actually beleive she loved him, no she loved the heroin he always had. i have a documentary where HER OWN FATHER SAYS HE THINKS SHE DONE IT.and he spent about 5 years trying to prove it. not to mention he had 10 heroin needles in his arm, after 2 needles of that shit your muscles can’t produce enough pressure to pull the trigger on a shotgun especially with your fucking toe. and the suicide note, kurt had been writing suicide notes for like 10 years just in his journal though

  • travis parrish

    Cobain was a legend. Thousands loved him I do not believe he committed suicide, but that Courtney killed him.

  • Stephanie Hewitt

    This is a horrible article. -_-

    It’s one thing to be satirical or even make a parody of something but this is just cold.

    Though, I must admit, well done on attracting a deluge of fools to bedevil the comments.

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