Rupert Murdoch uses threat of murder to defuse internal threat

Rupert Murdoch ordered this man's death. This picture is property of News Corp

Rupert Murdoch went out for blood on Monday. Murdoch personally ordered the death of whistle blower Sean Hoare to shore up internal threats to his organization. All employees of News Corp now live in fear of their master and Media Mogul.

The message intended is clear: Don’t be an insubordinate, the price is your life. News Corp will continue to force employees to hack important stories under the threat of death and the yoke of Murdoch.[pullquote]“I took Palladium for the courage to off Hoare myself” ~ Media Mogul[/pullquote]

Fox News reports said police showed up to the dead man’s house only to repeat the phrase “nothing suspicious,” over and over again, in spite of the undeniably suspicious circumstances. Forensic investigators showed up late as hell and hungover. Eyewitnesses reported that they didn’t really give a fuck about anything.

Murdoch is famous for injecting Polonium 210 into his hated enemies. Some have suggested that Murdoch poisoned Hoare himself while hopped up on Palladium during his near-death experience earlier today.

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mmmmm delicious copypasta

 

 

11 comments to Rupert Murdoch uses threat of murder to defuse internal threat

  • Geo

    wow way to break this story more than 24 hours after lulzsec tweeted it.
    oh, and the murder is considered “not suspicous”
    true story

  • Viet Zam

    As long as you’ve been coming here, you should know this is a) satire and b) definitely not the first article we ran about Murdoch’s cock-dickery and c) you trolling yourself once again

    lurk moar

    • Geo

      llolol i love uze guys. i’m just sayin murdoch’s cock-dickery has been alll over everything
      also i like how fox repeats shit like “nothing suspicous”
      they repeat things to a level that is almost incriminating

  • Ana

    I don’t see the funny side.
    You make Murdoch a lamb creating stories like this.
    Disgusting.

    • Geo

      ya she’s right. shortly after reading this i felt sorry for him, in fact i was going to go to england to testify in his honor and protect him from pies. at first i wasn’t sure why,but it all adds up. thanks chronicle

    • Shadownigger Shrubfucker

      I feel sorry for your blog, Ana. “If you are searching for explanation or a detailed article about Sean Hoare’s death you will not find it anywhere.
      However due to the strange circumstances surrounding this case some people think that he might have been murdered. Some people have no doubts.
      Of course that every discussion about Sean being murdered will be seen as conspiracy theory but this thought is in the hearts and minds of many and when people have the feeling they are being lied there is nothing left to do but being highly suspicious.
      The strange allegation: “unexplained, but not thought to be suspicious” came in a very bad time.
      Murdered or not the most striking about it all is that the possibility of a British journalist being murdered is in people’s mind.
      It should be out of the question such a conspiracy theory if English people trusted their politicians but English people think that it is possible that Sean Hoares was murdered because he knew too much about many people. We know the dangerous connections between journalists and politicians in some countries.
      What answers did British people had till now? Apologies? And… they did not know about the phone-hacking? They didn’t know about phone-hacking? They didn’t know?
      Crimes were committed and calling it a scandal is a wrong label.”

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