Jamie (AKA TwistedGypsyChild) from Presstorm.com is back again, now with a really cool “final solution” to the Muslim problem. In a post titled Why we must kill all Muslims, Corne praises her extreme Islamophobic propaganda video even though it is just a lame slideshow that flashes quotations more quickly than they can . . .
Akon has died from AIDS. . . .
When should you break it off in a relationship? How much is “too much?” The Chronicle’s Physician of the Weak, Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur has the answers. . . .
The Royal Society of Chemistry unveiled a delicious new sandwich, rediscovered from the golden Victorian era. The toast sandwich, a piece of toast between two pieces of bread, is touted as the cheapest lunch possible. UK residents have celebrated this incredible discovery by throwing lavish toast sandwich parties, as they are finally able to afford to eat a healthy meal full of necessary vitamins and minerals. . . .
Two complete loser fans of the Chronicle.SU hijacked the comment section earlier this week for an exchange of weak ass insults. The old woman, Spook, attacked soon-to-be-dropout Geo’s verifiable unwarranted self-importance while continuing to taunt Geo successfully using logical fallacies and immature insults. Geo struck back with his generalized righteous indignation, belittling Spook for her obvious lack of sophistication. The Chronicle basked in the hatred as the writers and editors absorbed the malice from this flame war like the emotional vampires we are. Hyper-aware that this is all just a pissing contest to win the Chronicle’s undying attention and respect, Chronicle staff was entirely indifferent, only interested in instigating the hatred via direct messages on Twitter. . . .
WHITEY CAN’T KEEP THE BROTHER DOWN . . .
THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .
This video highlights all the different types of infiltrators.
Government plants have invaded the Occupy movement, and no, they are not just the Black Bloc vandals. These plants are screaming bloody murder about how incredibly peaceful they are as they thrash around and resist arrest. These provocateurs are doing a perfect job . . .
We don’t want to see these fucking homeless people congregating at Occupy events because their existence is illegal. Just like the encampments, it’s illegal. Since when is camping in public places the freedom of assembly? Shit, if you’re out of work, go find it. It’s as simple as that. Not working is illegal – it’s called vagrancy – and you have no excuse not to have a job. Get off the streets. Now motherfuckers are getting shot, and when you bring all these homeless and mentally ill drug addicts into one area without giving them the business, that’s what should be expected. Rapes, overdoses, murders, shootings – these things are all the fault of the Occupy movement and not a symptom of a failing economy that leaves its less fortunate children to the streets. If anything, this economy gives more opportunities than any other country in the fucking world because America’s fucking great and you’d be stupid to say otherwise. Would you rather be in China? If so, GTFO of the streets and go to China. Enjoy communism. . . .
Barrett Brown’s recent campaign against the murderous Zeta cartel has provoked Brown’s enemies into a doxing frenzy. The Jester’s cadre of “whitehat” hackers have managed to publish Brown’s current address, forcing Brown to borrow money from his followers on Twitter for a quick flight to New York. It is not clear if his family members, who have also been outed by Jester’s group, will be able to lobby Twitter for an escape as well. . . .