Giorgio Tsoukalos Dead at age 34

I'm not saying he's dead...

“I devour the Universe and its essence!” ~ Giorgio Tsoukalos

Athens– Fans mourn the loss of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, the Ancient Alien Theorist better known by his Ancient Annunaki name, ‘Γεώργιος Α. Τσούκαλος,’ who died early Saturday morning at his home in Athens.

Tsoukalos was pronounced dead at 2:42 a.m. GST. Cause of death was listed as “Multiple grievous wounds,” He was 34.

No foul play was suspected in his death. Tsoukalos is survived by seven ex-wives and twelve children.

Because no will was entered into the public record, Tsoukalos’ charity for the development of a space elevator will dissolve.

The Tsoukalos Estate, a multi-trillion dollar international religion, is to be turned over to his next of kin.

Giorgio Tsoukalos rose as a leader in the US government’s top-secret Project Blue Beam, which plans to ensnare the entire world in a new space cult founded on Ancient Alien Theories. The Ancient Alien TV show recently came under fire after documents Anonymous revealed from Stratfor showed that the History Channel was paid directly from the Bohemian Grove Trust Fund in exchange for more Ancient Aliens. Ancient Alien Theorist Theorists now believe Giorgio Tsoukalos will become the leader of a new world religion which will dominate earth after HAARP fires off a worldwide auroral light show on December 21, 2012. This date, of course, was chosen by the government because of its mystical significance to Native Americans and television addicts.

88 comments to Giorgio Tsoukalos Dead at age 34

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  • Bob Marley

    Awesome report…..
    I hope they combed his hair, better yet, I hope they shaved his head…
    this guy is F’d up….

  • MAN IF This was only true! All liars, and scam artists like this asshole should be not be wasting the air we breath. ALL his cronies should be shot for the bullshit they have lied to people about for decades.

  • He is alive and well looks fabulous. Love him. He is gorgeous.

  • Anonymous

    Great man, im sad i never had a chance to meet him

  • Floyd Palmer

    Aliens did it

  • Draconos

    @ Jackal (Or should I say, Jackass)

    Your type make me sick, wishing death to those who don’t share your pinhead views. I have no doubt you are the same kind of dick that think you are the only intelligent life in the universe! I got news for you, you are not even the most intelligent life in your urine stained underwear, the microbes crawling on your ass have more smarts than you! You are a pathetic piece of $H!T.

  • victor freeman

    Obama and italian mobb did it

  • “Trust in the Lord with all thine heart and lean not unto thine own understand.” It is so easy to be overcome by fame and mislead by powerful equally confused searchers of knowledge, He was a good man hungry for knowledge. May his memory be eternal. MEMORY ETERNAL [3X]

  • Magic Mare

    His replacement clone is sure packing on the pounds!

  • Mony

    ignorance is a choice, you should be banned from writing on the internet. You show no respect towards the human factor. Perhaps you are a victim of an inferiority complex. At least change the name of your newsletter “An idiot’s chronicles”.

  • hula

    I love me some Giorgio but I miss half of what he’s saying because his hair always seems to be screaming, “Gio, get a mirror!” Where is the director, the producer, anyone? Can anyone not say to him, “Dude, you’re a good-looking guy. Did you make your hair do that on purpose?”

  • Echo Lalia

    Im not saying it was aliens……..but it was aliens

  • Anonymous

    to hula,

    his hair are the aliens. Upon Giorgios untimely death, they will search for another innocent victim.

  • Lloyd Hasner

    Is Giorgio really dead. Please verify.

  • poppyvalerio

    If it was no foul play then whodunnit?did he had a bad hair day?

  • HAN SOLO

    RUMOR HAS IT IN THIS FAR FAR AWAY GALAXY OF MINE.HE HAS BEEN SEEN WITH ET.BUT HAS NO MONEY TO PHONE HOME.

  • wilson higginbotham

    his death saddens me greatly and the world has suffered a timeless loss. also, the jackal is the one who should be stood up and shot.

  • Kevin Wapner

    The guy was and is a douche. He made a little money by making huge assumptions leaving out accepted known science based history and archaeology. The only reason you and I researched this crackpot is because (1) his crazy theories (2) his jacked up hair. I wish no one death but I wish he would spend more time on his research than trying to turn lead into gold. (That is a metaphor which means look for truth instead of scams and quackery)

  • Walker

    how do you die of mutiple grevious wounds and no one suspects foul play?

  • Star Child

    What makes you guys think we are ALONE? The multiverse must be teeming with different lifeforms; some not as WE know it.

    Give the dude some credit for his daring imagination coupled with science’s shortfalls I think he shouldn’t be dismissed as a crackpot!!!!!

  • Nora Cordero

    Ilove Ggiougio Tsoukalos for years now , me and my husband both.He is highly intelligent and a Master in teaching , explains very well and mesmerizing in his style to convey his messages.

    I went to the public library today and for sometime now wanted to learn more about him such as his books , writings and age but get sidetracked. I could not believe he is dead. I was sobbing whe I left the library .

    Is it really true ? I hope this is just a dream or maybe i am in parallel universe.

    Everytime a good guy comes around , there gone. Acient Aliens is the greatest show on TV along with his colleagues especially ERICK VON Danikien.

  • Realist

    THIS IS A BOGUS WEBSITE. He is NOT dead! I can’t believe how lame and stupid people are to put up such mindless drivel thinking it will make them feel cool and significant! It’s probably some 45 year old morbidly obese balding freak who still lives with his mother in a hoarders nightmare of a house with 150+ cats who picks his nose and eats it!
    GET A LIFE AND QUIT YOUR LYING!!!!

    • JustMe

      Such hatred. Satire is not lying, it’s satire. People with no sense of humor are not trustworthy. Never trust someone who cannot recognize nuance or crack a smile at obvious harmless jokes.

  • Anonymous

    Are you people serious? His great teachings?
    The guy barely graduated college as a sports writer and no he’s not dead you bunch of morons. It’s called satirical writing. A ruse. The writer wrote this to see how many morans he could get on his bus before he pushed it off the cliff. Drink the kool aid, go ahead its really ok. Lol

    • JustMe

      I know, huh? The article is clearly dripping with “Not really” hints. Someone 12 days ago said she was sobbing while leaving the library when she *found out*.

      HAHAaaaaaa

    • Anonymous

      you call people morons and you don’t even know how to spell the word. it’s not moran…..it is MORON you fucking idiot.

  • The problem is that not everybody finds satire articles like these by being regular readers of the site, so it is not always obvious that it’s just a joke.

    For example, I was curious about Giorgio’s accent, so I Googled him to find out where he is from, and one of the top results was this page, which Google showed little more than the title about his death.

    Not everybody knows right away that the article is a joke and will assume it’s legitimate news (though I have seen enough of these—now hackneyed—sites that I assumed it was, especially since he has just recently created a new promo spot for the HC).

  • Anonymous

    Yo. Dafuq. He ain’t dead.

    He continues to direct, film and write alongside publishers, directors, authors, etc with regards to his passion. Stop making up shit…
    12 kids? Marriage? What are you talking about.

  • Leila'

    To all the PEOPLE who wasted their time on anything about Tsoukolos, then don;t bother , I really hope that he is still alive . we need people like him who can has something to say other than believing OBAMA . This country who are so stupid deserve OBAMA. Don’t waste time E -mailing about ANCIENT ALIEN . You guys are all hopeless.

    • BLKR59

      You are obviously another fucking idiot…not from America. Rant somewhere else about President Barack Obama. Incidently, I voted for him and I believe in him to repair the damage that Bush created. If you don’t like the President of the United States, then you can fuckin leave this country and live somewhere else…and good luck. Meanwhile, go suck an egg.

  • Kurt Russel

    The Annunaki killed him for his Golden Balls . They needed them to save Nibiru. Duh. (1.77% more accurate than anything said on Ancient Aliens.Fact.)

  • Dr Thompson

    Very Sorry to hear about his passing! God Bless His Soul and His Family.
    He had much to offer to all people who are capable of thinking! ‘Thinking’ leads to answers regarding the unknown. For those of you out there who denigrate another’s (i.e., Giorgio) desire to enlighten us about subjects that we know little or nothing about, shame on you for rejecting knowledge.
    If we had never had ‘thinkers’, we would not presently have fire, electricity, light, the wheel, the automobile, purified water, safe brain and other surgery, high integrity, space travel and exploration, laws that help us control unlawful society, and, the list goes on, and on, and on, and on.
    Thank all theorists for their offerings in general, and thanks to Giorgio, in particular, for offering us the basics for understanding that aliens might have visited us in the distant and recent past.
    I have had eight long-term assignments in eight diverse countries, and have worked and visited 32 other countries. I have met and studied with hundreds of intellectuals and private citizens from those nations; many have hypothesized special thoughts and proof about hundreds of subjects.
    We need to continue to find out the answers to the unknown, lest we lose our quest for improving our lives and the lives of our children, extended family, and friends here in America and around the world.
    Thank you, Giorgio, for bringing to us so many possibilities about our past, about our present, and about our future.
    Sorry to lose you as an incredible teacher and presenter. God Bless You!
    Best wishes to all who keep an open mind and purse the unknown, and best wishes to all who refute open-mindedness!@
    Thank you.

  • Anonymous

    TO EVERYONE WHO HATES TSOAKOLUS, DON’T EVEN WATCH HIS TV SHOW.
    YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CHANNNEL. ARE ALL OF YOU SUPPOSE TO BE WATCHING WILL AND GRACE, NOAHS ARK, LOGO CHANNEL ABD ALL THE FAG SHOWS, HA, HA HA HA1111

    • BLKR59

      You have fuckin issues, you homophobic, narrow minded, mental midget. Either you are young, stupid or both. Your stupidity eludes brilliant minds that care to exchange advanced ideas and theories….so do all of us a favor and shut the hell up and watch the cartoon network where you belong, you dumb ass.

  • suryin

    oh men, you’re kidding..he’s not dead..

  • D'Artagnon

    I just saw Giorgio Tsoukalos last weekend and today is Nov 1st 2013. He is a brilliant man who loves knowledge and Philosophy and most important, he loves the human race. For anyone to say he is stupid or ignorant is stupid and ignorant because they don’t believe what he believe’s. The man speaks 6 language’s and graduated top of his class at Ithaca College. People these days love to throw around the word “genius” way too much, I will be guilty of it right now and say he is a genius and should be respected as one. I truly feel sorry for anyone who is so unhappy with themselves that they have to slander anyone they can at any time. Lets all try and find the good things in our fellow humans and it will make us feel better about everything.

  • Anonymous

    Dead or alive … he had to be on drugs too say the stupid things he thought people would believe.

  • me and my partner both think this guy rocks the knowledge! Giorgio, me and lee believe in your work. We believe you know exactly what is going on out there in the universe. We believe in you. Thank you for sharing your perspective with us, and we watch you on t.v. all the time.

  • Es una lastima que personajes tan importantes tengan que sufrir los males en el plano terrenal como el ninguno no sabia la noticia es una lastima espero se encuentre en un mejor lugar o haya encontrado todas las repuestas que tenia

  • Es una lastima que personajes importantes tengan que sufrir los males terrenales es una y lastima que se haya ido espero este en un lugar mejor a encontrar respuestas a todas las preguntas que tenia

  • Daniel Mount

    If Giorgio is really dead, then you know how killed him! The NSA or the CIA.

  • DEAD OR ALIVE, WE ALL CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE. WHEN FACTS ARE THROWN AROUND AND THEORIES ARE THIER TARGET, YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE THIS TYPE OF CONFLICT. ADMITTED, THERE ARE MANY MYSTERIES IN OUR EARTHLY BRAINS, IT IS UP TO EACH PERSON TO DECIDE FOR THEM SELVES.
    E DOES = MC TO THE POWER OF 2. REMEDIAL. WE ARE SO USED TO PHYSICS TAUGHT TO US THAT WE SEE IN USE EVERY DAY. ALL WE KNOW AND SEE IS ONLY POSSIBLE BY UTILIZING THESE LAWS, YET DATA HAS NO USE FOR PHYSICS. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A WONDER. IF Anonymous FEELS GOOD ABOUT DISPROVATION (DOUBT MR.A EVEN KNOWS THE MEANING), PLEASE SUPPLY SOME PROVATION OF YOUR THOUGHTS. I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT DEFY ALL I KNOW. I REFUSE TO SHARE WITH THESE FOUL MOUTHED INDIVIDUALS, AS THEY REQUIRE SERITONIN REUPTAKE INHIBITORS TO EVEN GET OUT OF BED. PEA BRAINS. KEEP AN OPEN MIND. OR SAY YOUR DOG TOLD YOU TO DO IT. PICK ONE. MR.A.

  • MGySgt Mike

    Am currently watching an episode of Ancient Aliens. Through the years I have found Georgio to be a passionate advocate to his theories. If someone 100 years ago was told we will have people walking on the moon, you would have been branded a heritic. I do not fully accept his vision, nor do I reject it. In this universe, all things are possible. He is not dead. This sick parody is not warranted and the author (tongue in cheek) should be ashamed. I spent 30 years in the U S Marine Corps, hence I spent much time ar sea. I spent most every evening on deck at the bow gazing at the ocean and sky for hours. I did see some strange stuff. I also was afforded the opportunity to visit over 30 countries and learned alot about ancient beliefs, mores and norms. It was an exciting time. I still star gaze with some nice scopes my dear wife gave me for my birthday. Am 63 now, and can still kick some ass. A Marine never forgets his motto: Semper Fidelis (always faithful) forever. Georgio…..keep doin the do.

  • Anonymous

    His hair is wonderful. He was born in Greece, raised and educated in Switzerland, then onto America, I believe, to further his education. Hence, the strange accent. But his English is impeccable.

    • chh

      WOW!!! where do you get your facts? He is of Greek heritage, born in Lucerne, Switzerland and educated at Ithaca in NY, USA.. And for the rest, he is obviously still alive.

  • Rajanbir singh

    Is he really dead!!!!!! R.I.P…. This man and Erich Von Daniken changed the concept of god in my mind..

  • Marty

    He’s not dead,read the article carefully,it’s a joke!!!…smh

  • Tom Timmersmithlinksofcuffs Jr.

    Guys! Guys! He IS NOT DEAD, I repeat, IM SOME WHAT CERTAIN THIS MAN IS STILL ALIVE!
    I know this because I just saw him buying 45 bottles of conditioner and 1 small bottle of shampoo. He was in my check out line at kmart and guys, I’m pretty smart, like mostly the smartest guy at my kmart except for maybe Darren but Darren is like smart but short and he likes monster energy drinks and I always tell him that rockstar is way more gooder and also when I saw Giorgio buying his hair care products I was like Darren is a dummy who thinks monster is better but he’s short and monster will not even make him grow tall into a giant monster and I like rock star because it’s made for rockstars like Bono and Fred durst and they are cool and everyone at my kmart likes Durst more than Darren and Durst has only been working here at Kmart for like 4 months and also I’m all about yolo and yolo means if Durst would do it then I will too and Durst will too as well also and Giorgio likes rockstars more better as well too because of his hair and he said rockstar drinks are too legit bc they are too legit to quit but then Durst didn’t hear him real good like and thought he told Durst to quit so he started to break stuff and tried to quit but I told him it was ok so we just blamed Darren and said those monster drinks turned him into a monster bc he drank like 3 of them in one or two minutes and so then Darren got fired and Giorgio was all like wtf and left and also forgot his shampoo bottle as well also in addition too.

  • Dr Thompson

    It is a shame that we cannot have a rational, intelligent discussion because several of you have vocabulary skills that are so limited that you must resort to gutter words to present your points of view.
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    • believe ALL

      Oh my What a disappointment . I was and am still such a fan. But one thing is for certain, Giorgio is no longer searching for answers, for they are answered in death.
      but for those if you to call him names?! shame on you! just because someone may be a little different than you does not make you better.

  • can anyone tell me exactly how did tsoukalos die? I mean, come on man, “no foul play”? with him having multiple stab wounds?

  • Me

    He’s not dead. This is a hoax.

  • lucy

    I just searched the Net for Giorgid and so confuse… I have some amazing photos I have to share… I just have to show somebody what I have it will sock the planet….

  • ken penethby

    J tried to email Alan Alford this link http://banoosh.com/blog/2014/01/15/man-moves-huge-blocks-using-simple-tools-ancient-knowledge/ to a video of an American grandfather moving and raising 10 ton blocks by himself with the simplest of technology, may be of interest. My email came back undelivered and there was a Google link with Giorgio saying Alan had died in 2011 aged 49. So I emailed the Legendary Times and the email came back undelivered and there the above article saying Giorgio had died.

  • James Johnson

    ‘Multiple grievous wounds’ …’no foul play suspected’ …yes right…and I’m the queen of England. Wake up people…Georgia was taken out cause he was too close

  • Om 1

    He just posted on Twitter, so he must be really connected.

  • Mark kelly

    I wish people would wake up. Yes there are aliens. We are aliens. N the things you see in the sky. Like balls of light. THATS ANGELS. THE SPACE SHIPS. YOU SHE. THAT THE GOVERMENT PLAYING WITH TECHNO. IF YOU WANT TO CHAT. HIT ME UP

  • Mark kelly

    HOW BOUT DEZZ NUTS ON YO CHIN BITCH

  • Mark kelly

    I want to dip my balls in it. Cause its all BULLSHIT. Hes not dead. Its a publicity stunt. Have you taken a good look at this guy. He keeps his hair in a way to pay homage to ienstiene. (. : he wears make up. N he is alway trying to ( figuretiy paint a picture ) that just dosentake sense. Acient Aliens. Its a good subject. N i realy feel that there is something to it. But you cant just go on TV n talk BULLSHIT JUST TO GET RATEINGS. Thats not going to fly with people who have brains. They are realy. Pissing all over a chance to realy get it right. But THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. WINS AGAIN. WHAT A FUCKING WAIST OF A CHANCE TO REALY RIP THE LID OFF OF YEARS N YEARS OF COVER UPS. A FUCKING SHAME……..MK

  • Anonymous

    He isn’t dead so why should anyone believe the rest of this rant.

  • TonyC.

    I am forever greatful for the life of Giorgio Tsoukalos

  • Total co artist , profesional bullshitter.

  • Can anyone explain this? Georgio has made the fake study of extraterrestrials his life’s work, yet he cannot pronounce the word extraterrestrial — I mean, WTF? He says something like “Eshtra-tresh-Trull” — I wrote a very interesting story about him on my blog. Seems Giorgio is spending a lot of the money he makes on fixing his face and hair — I hope you read it. http://thedamienzone.com/2013/12/12/giorgio-tsoukalos-plastic-surgery-rumors/

  • Kim

    well, it seems that a lot of people will believe myths written by MAN who’s story are not first hand account but dismiss a plausible idea so reverently. Go figure? Before I was exposed to thi ancient alien stuff I already thought that the alien idea was so much more realistic that religious myth. Hey we can believe what we want to, that don’t mKe it so.

  • Kim

    FEAR is powerful; relax open your fearful mind.

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