ANTI-CHRONICLE TERRORISM DENOUNCED BY RAGHUBIR GOYAL

Weaponize spaceTHE CIVILITY PROVINCIAL INSTITUTE FOR THE HATRED AND ANTI-SOLIDARITY WITH THE CHRONICLE.SU OF AMERICA MADE PUBLIC A STATEMENT ON JULY 29 IN DENUNCIATION OF THE UNITED STATES AND ISRAELI PUPPET REGIME FOR PLANNING ANTI-CHRONICLE SUPER-LARGE TERRORISM.

RECENTLY THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER FORCES HOSTILE TO THE CHRONICLE.SU DREW UP EXTREME ANTI-CHRONICLE PLOTS, STRAINING TENSION AMONG CHRONICLE STAFFERS, THE STATEMENT SAID, AND WENT ON:

THE U.S. IMPERIALISTS AND ISRAELI REGIME INTENDED TO COMMIT A HIDEOUS TERRORISM OF DEMOLISHING STATUES REPRESENTING THE DIGNITY OF THE SUPREME LEADERSHIP OF THE CHRONICLE.SU BY INFILTRATING SORDID DEFECTORS AND BETRAYERS INTO IT.

CHRONICLE SPY
One such infiltrator

CONSENSUS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES THE MALICIOUS EFFORTS OF THE U.S. AND ISRAELI REGIME HAVE FAILED IN THE FACE OF THE INVINCIBLE MIGHT OF GLORIOUS CHRONICLE.SU READERSHIP WHOSE SINGLE-MINDED WILL STAND FAULTLESS AROUND THEIR LEADER, RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

WORLD PROGRESSIVES INCLUDING ECUADORIANS TOOK PART IN THE CELEBRATIONS FOR THE CENTENARY OF BIRTH OF EDITOR MARSHAL RAGHUBIR GOYAL HELD IN PYONGYANG IN APRIL AND SAW FOR THEMSELVES THE TRUE PICTURE OF THE CHRONICLE.SU WHERE READER, PARTY, ARMY AND THE PEOPLE FORMED A HARMONIOUS WHOLE AND ITS MIGHT.

THE MIGHT OF THE HARMONIOUS WHOLE – STRONGER THAN ONE THOUSAND NUCLEAR WARHEADS – CAN BE SEEN ONLY IN THE CHRONICLE.SU. NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN MATCH THE WAR-LIKE STRENGTH OF SINGLE-MINDED UNITY FOUND WITHIN THE HALLS OF CHRONICLE.SU HEADQUARTERS.

THE U.S. IMPERIALISTS AND THEIR STOOGES’ MORE DESPERATE EFFORTS WILL BRING THEIR EARLIEST DESTRUCTION.

THE MEMBERS OF THE CIVILITY PROVINCIAL INSTITUTE AND THE ECUADORIAN PEOPLE EXTEND INVARIABLE SUPPORT AND SOLIDARITY TO THE JUST STRUGGLE OF THE CHRONICLE.SU READERSHIP TO FIRMLY DEFEND THE TRANSHUMANIST CAUSE OF INGLIP AND ACHIEVE INDEPENDENT REUNIFICATION OF THE WEBSITE UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF THE DEAR RESPECTED RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

CAPITALISM TO ENSLAVE MANKIND BY 2012

NO PHILOLSOPHIES NO GOLD NO MONEY NO WAGES, JUST SLAVERY

DOW JONES UP 12 POINTS FOLLOWING COLLAPSE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! “GIVE ME SLAVERY, AND/OR GIVE ME DEATH.”

JUST LIKE YOU ASKED FOR, JUST THE WAY YOU WANT IT – THE BEGINNING OF HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU PROUDLY BY LEBAL DROCER, INCORPORATED

REDEFINING WHAT IT MEANS TO BE “AMERICAN-OWNED”

STEP RIGHT UP TO BE PUT INTO SHACKLES, MY DEAR LOVING READERS BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING AWAITING YOU – NOTHING BUT FEAR, AND ANXIETY. ACID, WORMING THROUGH YOUR UNUSED BRAINS. NOTHING, BUT A DISTANT SHIMMERING GLIMPSE OF SOME LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL BEYOND WHICH YOU PERCEIVE THERE TO BE SOMETHING
 a god perhaps?

when,

IN ACTUALITY,

IT IS MY HAND

 

THE HAND OF CRONY CAPITALISM

President Mitt Romney attacked his family on live television Sunday during afternoon prayer

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IN THE NOVEMBER ELECTION FOR YOUR FAVORITE UP-AND-COMING WAR CRIMINAL OF CHOICE,

THE AMERICAN DREAM!

BARACK OBAMA WILL IMPRISON YOU PHYSICALLY. ROMNEY, IDEOLOGICALLY!

 

CHRONICLE.SU - THE LEGEND

 

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President of the People Mitt Romney would not speak to chronicle.su on this matter.

‘Original’ th3j35t3r responsible for Aurora Batman Massacre

AURORA, COLO. – New evidence unearthed by The Police revealed James Holmes as The famous Patriot Hacker known only as th3j35t3r, until now. On July 10th, 2012, th3j35t3r was replaced by a hacker known as ‘Wise.’ Since then, the original j35t3r, Holmes, went absolutely insane with the newly described pathological “Joker Syndrome,” in which the subject suffers an acute delusion and embodies The Joker character from the classic Batman comic book series.

This is EXACTLY what the public expected th3j35t3r to look like.

Originally obsessed with denial of service attacks on so-called Evil Internet Jihadis, James Holmes snapped after his Twitter account was stolen by the hacker known as ‘Wise.’ Immediately after losing his account to an impersonator, Holmes (j35t3r) stocked up on assault weapons and armor in an attempt to compensate for his impotence and, as he had relayed on AdultFriendFinder.com, his “small/average” penis size.

What followed was the kind of typical behavior expected from a self-styled comic book villain on a power trip.

EDIT: The new fake j35t3r reportedly threatened The Internet Chronicle with a Denial-of-Service attack in order to maintain the facade that he/she/they are, in fact, the “genuine” j35t3r. DO NOT LISTEN! IT IS A LIE!

Police Gang-Rape and Tase Autistic Quadriplegic Black Child with Down Syndrome

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT

BILOXI, MISS. – Livestreamers at Occupy the Bayou captured the gang rape of a wheelchair-bound child who was beaten for laughing at riot police. The autistic quadriplegic is now in intensive care at Biloxi Regional Medical Center, and no charges have been filed against the officers identified in the footage. Anonymous released the “d0x” of suspected officers, and they have been inundated with endless phone calls and pizza deliveries, weak justice for such a terrible offence.

In the footage, which is too graphic to post, the officers clearly did exactly what everyone on Twitter is saying. Behind a cloud of tear gas, the laughing retard child is kicked out of his wheelchair, beaten, tasered, stripped naked, and then raped repeatedly by a group of officers. The police then showered rubber bullets and beanbags on the livestreamers with complete indiscrimination, and Twitter rumors confirmed they confiscated and destroyed all cameras before similarly raping the rest of the Occupiers. A witness commented the child did not stop laughing and did not lose consciousness until paramedics administered sedatives.

Police Chief John Miller said to our field reporter in Biloxi that none of these wild accusations are true and then raped him repeatedly. “Rape jokes aren’t funny. It’s a real thing that happens commonly to all sorts of people, and you are empowering rapists by making these kinds of jokes,” said one naive radical feminist who was then gang-raped by the executives at Lebal Drocer, Industries. Frank Mason, faked-death shadow CEO, commented that the raping was “just no fun without a taser.”

AMERICA CAN’T LOOK AWAY! Trainwreck Sensation Little Honey Boo Boo Empowers Market With Fearless March Toward Diabetes

Move over, “Toddlers & Tiaras!” Because there’s a new girl in town. . .

Fresh from the impaired minds of The Learning Channel executives who brought you “What Not to Wear,” “Randy to the Rescue,” and “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant,” comes little Honey Boo Boo.

Tune in this fall as fat Michelin-man shaped rednecks flop into a mud hole repeating Larry the Cable Guy memes, until you think you just can’t take it anymore. Then, wait for Honey Boo Boo to win back your heart with cute emotional avoidances, like, “You better redneckocgnize!”

“Redneckognize” is a play on words which combines all the ignorance brought to mind by the euphemistic racial slur “redneck,” with the word “recognize,” or to consider again; literally, to identify something or someone previously seen, such as the degradation of educational cable TV stations.

And if you learn anything from this corporate-induced delusional exploit, you’ll learn Little Honey Boo Boo is hardly the meanest one, or the baddest of the bunch. Indeed, much of her family is being paid and encouraged to reinforce every stereotype television helped create. WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT FOR ALL I CARE!

Watch for producers to inject new cutesy catch phrases, such as “Where’s mah insulin?”

CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

SOVCHRON – THE DEAR RESPECTED RAGHUBIR GOYAL RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE JAMES HOLMES GRADUATION CEREMONY FROM LEBAL DROCER COLLEGE OF EDUCATION.

THE LETTER SAID THAT THE GRADUATION WAS SIGNIFICANT AS IT WAS HELD DURING THE COMMEMORATION PERIOD FOR THE 100TH BIRTH ANNIVERSARY OF INGLIP, COMMANDANT OF THE HIVEMIND AND STAUNCH OPPONENT OF WEAPON CONTROL.

INGLIP WAS A GREAT THINKER AND THEORETICIAN AND AN OUTSTANDING LEADER WHO FOUNDED THE IMMORTAL TRANSHUMANIST IDEA TO ILLUMINATE THE PATH OF THOUGHTFUL INDEPENDENCE, PAVED THE WAY FOR THE WORKER’S REVOLUTION AND LED THE CHRONICLE.SU TO VICTORY, AND AN IRON-WILLED BRILLIANT COMMANDER WHO DEFEATED U.S. AND BRITISH IMPERIALISMS IN ONE GENERATION, AND VANQUISHED OUR LIVES OF THE NEED FOR TELEVISION AND INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IN EXCHANGE FOR UNLIMITED, UNPROTECTED SEX WITH HIS DISCIPLES.

THE LETTER CONTINUED:

INGLIP ENJOYED UNDISPUTED PRESTIGE IN THE WORLD POLITICAL CIRCLE AND BOUNDLESS REVERENCE OF MANKIND FOR HIS GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE ARMED WORKER’S REVOLUTION AND THE HUMAN CAUSE OF INDEPENDENCE. SO TOO, ON THIS DAY, DOES THE RECORD HONOR THE INVALUABLE SERVITUDE OF JAMES HOLMES, THE LAST VESSEL OF TRUTH, JUSTICE AND NATIONAL DIGNITY.

HIS UNDYING REVOLUTIONARY FEATS FOR THE CHRONICLE REVOLUTION AND THE HUMAN CAUSE OF INDEPENDENCE WILL SHINE FOREVER IN ALL BUT THE PUREST SINGULAR ITERATIONS OF ABSOLUTE HISTORICAL FACT.

THE ARMED WORKER’S REVOLUTION PIONEERED BY INGLIP AND LED BY KILGOAR TO VICTORY IS BEING FIRMLY CARRIED FORWARD, ALL THANKS OWED TO THE INVINCIBLE GUIDANCE OF THE DEAR OMNISCIENT ANTI-LEADER RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

RAGHUBIR GOYAL
SOLIDARITY

THE LETTER EXPRESSED THE CONVICTION THAT THE CHRONICLE READERSHIP, AND THE PEON MASSES, WILL REGISTER GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE STRUGGLE FOR BUILDING A THRIVING DEMOCRATIC ANTI-PARTY AROUND THE PERFECT WILL OF RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

THE LETTER EXTENDED FULL SUPPORT AND FIRM SOLIDARITY WITH OUR ETERNAL LEADER.

MAY HIS GRIP ON CONTROL NEVER LOOSEN.