Humanity will not reach the stars

A virus of Reaganite gun freaks and nuke collectors seized control of our resources just to burn them up like Jesco White’s family in a good ol’ fashioned mall-ballin’ in the hot sun.

Ronald Reagan Shows ‘Em How It’s Done

WATCH YOUR LEADERS EXPEND VALUABLE RESOURCES ON THE HEDONISTIC DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING YOU’LL EVER KNOW


[NOT PICTURED: NANCY REAGAN]

Had to drop them on the Japanese. And the pilot said he’d do it again.

Sorry about that. Humanity didn’t work out. The experiment failed. Do over. Zap ‘em out.

This public service announcement is part 15 in an ongoing series entitled “Some people just want to watch the world burn, and other such clich├ęs.”

 

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