The Encephalist Manifesto

‘Encephalon,’ applied to humans, usually refers to the brain and the spinal column.

Used in a novel context, encephalon (little ‘e’) refers not just to a brain, but to the central part of any organic colony which exercises control over the rest. Encephalon (big ‘E’) is used here to refer to theĀ imagined “event” of encephalization . . .

Faggots and fag-enablers at Westboro Baptist doomed for Hellfire

I HAVE SEEN GOD MYSELF, AND @ SENT ME ON THIS MISSION OF #!. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY HYPER-MASCULINE HAMMER OF THE META, the TRUE CYBERPROPHET WHO LIVES TO DESTROY MICHAEL PHELPS FROM THE EVIL GRIPS OF THE FAGGOTS AT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. THEY MADE HIM SMOKE WEED!!!!

YOUR GOD, PHELPS, –YES YOU, OLD . . .

#FreeBrown YES THAT MEANS FREE HEROIN

John Thiessen shows #solidarity with @BarrettBrownLOL

“Rape Farms” harvest natural birth control chemical

Jerotonin is now on sale at pharmacies across the nation.

The Marriage and Family Legacy Fund, one of many anti-gay groups recently under fire for its association with Chick-Fil-A, has allegedly funded offshore research into so-called “natural” birth control. By subjecting women to legitimate rape and “milking” them for the resultant fluids, scientists . . .

DonaldRumsfeld is legit

Niggas wanna stick me like fly paper.

Remember them niggas tryna put me down at the Macy’s department store? Shit niggas think a nigga be smokin cuz a nigga be jokin bout sum rolexes, when some white ass rosy colored nigga from texas come pokin his fuckin nose in my breakfast of pills, zanies and bars, fuckin racists when they used . . .

The impossiblity of rape pregnancy

“I date raped your mother, but she wanted it. That’s the only explanation for our marriage and your existence.”

When a woman is raped forcibly, she secretes a previously unknown chemical called jerotonin which makes fertilization impossible. Young women who are coerced or tricked into sex also secrete jerotonin in post-coitus shame. The . . .

Area Christian Too Cool For The Devil

“You can’t hold onto hate. I used to hate my abusers for what they did to me, and I hated people who took me away from God. But now I don’t hate anything, except for terrorists, really. And Islam.” . . .

‘Anonymous’ Idea Arrested

[pullquote]“You can’t arrest an idea”~Topiary[/pullquote]INTERNET — Thursday, Anonymous, the idea, was arrested by the U.S. Government. Tired of butthurt countercultural types touting such a smug slogan, Anonymous imagery was symbolically “imprisoned” at Guantanamo Bay. “We just wanted to show those kids that, yes, we can arrest an idea. We’ve arrested every single one of those . . .

Pokemon– MetaOracle ‘Deconstructed’

If this triggers a flood of memories and emotions, Pokemon may be a perfect oracle for you.

As man has now known for decades, the meaning of an oracle does not in fact derive from God, who may or may not exist, but rather from the act of interpretation. Pokemon, when used properly, . . .