Lousiana Governor Bobby Jindal, ex-Hindu, and Vice Presidential Pick
BOSTON, MASS. – Early Wednesday morning, Romney fans who signed up for the “Mitt’s VP” app received word that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal would be the Republican Party’s vice presidential candidate.
Jindal’s racial background, says Council on Foreign Relations President Richard Haas, was the . . .
Today, Beefrave returned to the Chronicle with a veiled apology for deleting our entire fucking database.
We were all over that shit, and we have been for years. When you’re THIS important, you have to plan for everything.
That’s right, the Jester’s on our case and our Illuminati Insider went rogue, and we had . . .
Shoenice, the famous viral stunt-eating YouTube sensation, has died from ingesting a whole bag of rat poison in under 30 seconds. The video of his suicide has been removed from YouTube, but the footage above shows a manic fit posted just hours before the suicide video. A transcript of the suicide has already surfaced . . .
—PRESS RELEASE DEC 21, 2012—
From the office of the PROPHETIC viral Christmas Day (!) ANNOUNCER of Sabu’s status as an FBI informant and agent provocateur comes the NEXT BEST THING!
Your (!) Anonymous Incorporated
YOUR ANONYMOUS INCORPORATED ANNOUNCES ITS FIRST INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING, SURE TO ASTOUND TECH INVESTORS ALL ACROSS . . .
SOVCHRON – U.S. authorities are assisting each other in a common goal: to commit politically-motivated cybercrimes against the chronicle.su. . . .