INTERNET–Antisec, a subgroup of Anonymous, the “hackers on steroids,” released a million out of twelve million Apple IDs allegedly obtained from an FBI laptop. Antisec’s former leader Sabu worked with the FBI just days after it was created, sending a string of young idealistic hacktivists to prison. The leak of information on Apple users appears to have been orchestrated by the FBI, as it is common knowledge the FBI has been in control of Antisec since its inception.
Barrett Brown, official spokesperson for Anonymous and CIA plant, stated in a tinychat that within 5-10 years America will be overthrown. “You think I’m insane?” The megalomaniac pariah in charge of ruining the image of Anonymous stated, “these people in government, they’re responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and you say I’m insane? You’re some fucking defense contractor, and when the revolution comes we’ll string you all up, no matter how many of you there are.”
Apple did not immediately comment, but Android developers have close ties to the FBI, according to a leaked Stratfor document from WikiLeaks GIFiles.
Commander X, leader of the People’s Liberation Front, another subgroup of Anonymous and DHS plant, stated that he doesn’t really like gays, and Apple is for gays and women. Representative Dan Gordon, America’s only Anonymous official, agreed that all women are “liars and sluts, except for Amber Lyon and Gabriella Coleman.” Meanwhile, a network of sex workers led by a secretive activist closely allied with Chronicle.SU who prefers to stay anonymous, has been keeping an eye on these misogynist revolutionaries.