Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59

Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday.

Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his honor, and the most recent Johnny Knoxville documentary “The Wild and Wonderful Whites.”

Jesco White was on a super double high.

“I was on a super double high.”

Documentary footage portrayed a clean and sober man, skirting only the throes of a very real cocaine addiction. No footage of inhalant abuse was released, so the news caught many off guard.

“I thought he was just on the cocaine,” said Bandytown resident Deanna Warrick, 33.

Authorities said they found White dead in the “Elvis room” – a wall-to-wall shrine of Elvis memorabilia erected by White as a monument to his bottomless rage.

For years, friends knew White suffered depression in the wake of the death of his wife, Norma Jean, but said they did not intervene because they did not know he was huffing paint thinner and gasoline, and feared physical assault.

“We didn’t want no trouble,” said Boyd Denton, 56, “we just wanted to believe Jesco was okay. But he wasn’t. He never was.”

A drug saturated private ceremony is being planned by the White family.

51 comments to Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59

  • BuffWv

    He is still alive and dancing dont you have better things to do…His sister is a little pissed over this LIE

  • Tiff

    He is still alive. This is bullshit

  • Michelle

    Wow!!! Where do you get your information our Jesco is ALIVE & WELL!!!
    You people make me sick just trying to make a quick buck or ride on his tailcoats.
    This entire website is LIES LIES LIES!!!! No one has ever heard of this site before now!!!
    LAME ASS CITY FOLK!

  • sherrie

    This is utter nonsense and anyone who believes it is a moron. The person who posted this must be a sad , lonely pathetic person who is crying out for attention. I have already given this too much time. nothing to see here folks.

  • katherine

    Why would someone say this stuff about Jeco, he is not dead.

  • Jesco is not dead!! And who ever stated this is dead wrong about it!! Jesco is like a brother to me.He’s alive and doing well !!! This should be removed.False as all get out it is !!!

  • cathey smith

    this is so sad that someone would put this on facebook and say that he is dead, even the worst people on earth do not deserve this, it’s a sick way at getting even it that is the intent, please keep you problems for someone to yourself i have enough to deal with in life without trash like this.

  • fukku

    he is sittin in front of me drinkin beer right now , and laughing. get a life!!!!

  • Blaine Harden sure got this story wrong, I have requested this FAKE story be removed ASAP…

  • b rolston

    The family has requested this be taken down. I sent an e-mail to this website for mammie white asking so. If they have any question at hand, I included her phone number. I think they (the whites) need to start a lawsuit. There are several people who need there asses raked over the coals for false accusations like this.

    • False accusations? There is video evidence to support everything written here, except for Jesco’s satirical death. Only ignorant hicks and conspiracy theorists believe anything found on this website (and there are plenty enough, God knows you’re one of them). Mamie didn’t request the story be taken down – You emailed her saying you think she should want us to take it down.

      Mamie only said it is bullshit, which it obviously is. And so is your comment.

  • A Concerned Citizen

    Jesco’s not dead! I just saw him dancing on the wing of a Dreamliner landing at Memphis Airport!

  • Frodo

    No, I just saw Jesco fending off six state troopers *and* a horde of zombies with half a bottle of Fighting Cock whisky and a pair of nail clippers.

  • Brain D. Ed

    There’s was this meth lab ‘sploded a few blocks away, and before the firetruck even got there, Jesco stood out front and inhaled the entire fire like some sort of Superman. Saved three worthless lives. And a kitten.

  • meandonlyme

    i live in wv. not too far from the white family. if this was true it would be huge headlines. telling lies about death is not funny. do you think just because celebrities are on t.v. they’re not real. they are and so are their families. how cold hearted.

  • Col. Mustard

    You mean that wasn’t Jesco dancing with Wynona on Dancing with the Used-to-be Stars? Well, I do declare…

  • bo white

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    Raghubir Goyal
    go fuck yourself and she did request it be taken down you ignorant piece of shit!

  • Randy Webb

    I just had the pleasure of seeing the wonderfull whites documentary and really enjoyed it. I think he’s an awesome dancer. I hope this about him being dead is bullshit Cause I’d love the chance to see him do his thang again God bless and best wishes to the whites from a true fan

    • The most telling moment of the second 90s documentary was the distrustful stare in Jesco’s eyes when talking to the mustached man at the airport – the guy who said “we just love you” with that stupid grin on his face. Jesco was rightly suspicious at that point he was being made fun of. He even said, “I’m glad that you’re behind me, too,” emphasizing “behind” with that look of uncertainty in his eyes. Jesco’s smart.

      “We’re all already dead, just alive to talk about it.”

  • WVWht

    Go to Jesco’s Facebook! He’s “very much ‘alive'”!

  • Richard Leroy Wiles jr,

    Look out Dawg!! Them low down trashy mother fuckers better watch they ass’s! Rock on Bo! You sexy ass,magic meth pussy smellin biotch! I fucking love you!

  • Richard Leroy Wiles jr,

    Bo’ I wanna be with you in a doggie style state of mind.

  • Richard Leroy Wiles jr,

    Goodnight Bo.

  • chewy/aka steam on !!!!!

    I hope he is alive, he & his family are true standup & tell it like it is people!!!!!!!! Would love to see Jesco perform live.. Anyone know if he will be performing in Florida anytime in the near future?

  • wanda folsom

    can’t find an obit online anywhere so he is alive :)

    • JW

      HOWDY,LET ME AGREE AND TELL MY STORY…I WAS AT A LIQUOR STORE IN COLUMBUS OHIO YESTERDY..A GUY WALKED PAST ME I LOOKED AT HIM AND THOUGHT..WOW.SEEN WIL N WONDERFUL DOC A FEW TIMES..COULDNT THINK OF HIS NAME KINDA STUNNED..I SPOKE TO HIM “HEY BUDDY U EVER WATCH DOC.WILD N WW OF W.VA?” HE SAID “JESCO WHITE” I SAID “YES U LOOK JUST LIKE HIM” HE SAID IN FRONT OF A LINE OF CUSTOMERS “THATS A HELL OF A INSULT” I SAID “DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY” THIS MAN HAD A THICK WHITE BEARD..AND HIS EYES CONVINCED ME ITS JESCO AND HIS DEMEANOR,,VOICE,HUMOR,BUILD…IN PARKING LOT I SAW A OLD PICKUP TRUCK AND THOUGHT THATS HIS..HE CAME OUT OF STORE WITH BUD SELECT 12 AND SPOKE TO ME “HEY THATS MY TRUCK”..I SAID “YEP THOUGHT SO” HE LAUGHED AND I LAUGHED…NEVER FORGET THIS CHANCE ENCOUNTER…THEY SAY EVERBODY HAS A TWIN…WOW BUT.

  • bubba

    Jesco ain’t dead we burned one last weekend

  • hope this is bllhit im clear u north on lake erie oh no rea way o tell but jesco your one cool motherfucker

  • Anonymous

    These people sicken the rest of us West Virginians. The White Trash family!

  • cap't buzz

    HE IS NOT DEAD, HE IS JUST OUT OF GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CAN I PLEASE JOIN YOUR WEB SITE ????

  • Anonymous

    can you say…WHITE nigger/

  • Anonymous

    NIGGER PLEASE

  • Jessico brother we go back years with you and Bo and Donald. Ray hope you didn’t die on me brother. Call me I’m in Raleigh. NC. We hit the gas and pt before n ill be waiting on u too callme 919-337-6236 love u and all ur famaily Tony. Carpenter

  • utz

    I hope he isn’t dead watched the doc.on show time. ive been singing in clubs scince I was 17,from one struggling artist to another rock on Bro!!! maybey someday we drink a beer together!!!

  • MrNigger

    The white family are light skinned mountain niggers

  • Marsha Reese

    Would love to meet and spend some time with this family

  • b

    well then hell younguns, i just saw his paul mccartney!

  • Demita

    Wow the retarded & ignorant comments, smh… any who I’m 1 proud mountaineer girl & loved seeing the documentary “The Wild & Wonderful Whites of WV” and talent of the late D. Ray White.

  • emily

    ONE QUESTION? WHY has the Department of Social Services let any of these inbred animals (and I’m being very kind) keep their children? Why are these inbreds allowed to raise their spawn? I think DSS in West Virginia needs to be investigated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is absolutely the saddest documentary I have EVER seen. Those poor, poor children being exposed to guns, drugs, jail, violence. If ever a bloodline needed to be exterminated..IT’S THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • emily

    As good a job as they’re doing in destroying themselves..it’s NOT FAST ENOUGH!

  • why o why

    Well its good to see that greed is still alive , when is is the next documovie so i can buy some more popçorn

  • O. M. G.! Just saw the movie on. T. M. C….i didnt know they remade. Deliverance. A. N. D. Wrong turn.

  • O. M. G.! Just saw the movie on. T. M. C….i didnt know they remade. Deliverance. A. N. D. Wrong turn

  • Linda Sitchva

    Is Francis Curnutte, who is the lawyer in this movie related to Steve Curnutte – the Nashville singer-songwriter?

  • Fayette County

    These white trash inbred keep breeding and creating more white trash, I feel sorry for the kids exposed to their thieving and drug use. Someone please put an end to it and just blow them all up.

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