American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

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SAN FRANCISCO–After recent rumors of a long-term homosexual relationship were spread by rabid fans of Danielle Colby Cushman, American Pickers stars Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe held a press conference to publicly renounce homosexuality, denying they ever banged more than once.

“They just did it for the attention,” said Danielle, “But they really are gay. Gay, gay, gay.”

“That nonsense about my family and the oil can thing, it really hurt me,” said Fritz at the press conference. “We’re suing those bastards.”

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, general physician, said “Oh, yeah, those guys came in the other day with rectums full of antiques. The anti-homosexual press conference was a sham to buzz up a drum.”

36 comments to American Pickers Renounce Homosexuality

  • Anonymous

    Which one is d woman

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  • Chaz

    I knew all along these two Jews were fudgepackin idiots. The back of their fan is probably covered in sperm and dingle berries.

  • kerry

    I never even thought of them as being gay. I just saw them as two guys who are good friends working together to run a business. why are so many people so obsessed about gays? do you people think about this day and night?

  • andy

    It seemed that they were actually homosexual. Their own behavior and their “private” lives strongly supported that view. And look at Danielle, the tattooed girl. If she isn’t a typical friend of Gays, then who is. She looks and acts like a lesbian. The “flirting” she does with male customers is just for the show. She likes girls…And the three of them are a Gay/Lesbian team.

  • The PlayPen

    Of course they are gay. Now it makes sense when in one episode of their show ;a customer had a son who was ill or had died , Idont remember , but they showed the picture of his son , and it was a gay boy actor , from the Gay porn site Boyscasting.com. I inmediately recognized that boy from a scene and was I shocked they lied about him. They’re definetely related to Gay world . Look up for the boy is ‘Bruce Corey’ and see yourself

  • Mike

    Yeah, they’re gay. Big deal. Gays don’t bother me, less competition for the ladies.

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  • linda anonymous

    In addition, Mike has mentioned his wife on numerous occasions. Why doesn’t anyone remember that. They are kind, upstanding guys who make me feel positive about the human race. They really, really care about all the good folks they meet in their daily lives driving the back roads of America. Lets face it, most people on the planet are wonderful, honestly. The vast majority of people are honest, decent people.

  • linda anonymous

    Frank and Mike are great guys. Who cares if they are gay or straight. We love them for who they are. Please, people, stop the hateful diatribe. It isn’t productive or positive at all. I love gay or straight people, also bisexual, transgender, nothing that insignificant matters. It’s about who they are and Mike and Frank have proven themselves to be very good, decent folks. Hate has no place on our lovely planet. Please, no hate.

    Linda

  • mike

    LARRYWANE YOU ARE RIGHT I HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE THEM THEY ARE GREAT GUYS

  • mike

    it is a sin to be gay against god stay in the closet

  • joey

    I loved to watch the pickers but I cant watch two fags pick each other but I will always love Daniel she is beautiful nice cute hot hot hot

    • kerry

      Joey..i love to watch the show too..and i cant stand when such macho males like you call other men fags because they believe others are..and are not mature and macho like you are. Daniel is a beautiful woman and a feminist..of which i adore.

  • LARRYWAYNE

    I’m not happy w gays on TV or anywhere for that matter but we are all human beings and we’ve all got the right to be ourselves Mike and Frank are very entertaining and nice people they’re not ramming their sexuality down our throats they’re not hurting anyone in fact the world would be a better place if we all acted and treated people the way they do, I’m not gay I don’t even like gays but they’re not hurting anyone and there are plenty of horrible people in this world that make a life and a living hurting using exploiting and doing people wrong, Mike and Frank are good people regaurdless of their sexuality, I live in red neck danville VA. And there’s a lot of hate here and I was raised around in it, what I’m saying is if I can see things this clearly after being around all this hate why can’t all of you guys, being gay might be wrong but hating someone for the way they choose to be is a whole lot worse may God bless and forgive us all he’s the only one that has the right to judge anyone.

  • Michael Preston Graham

    So they are gay…Frank could be Jewish the way he low balls everyone…

  • RIPPED ARSEHOLE

    STICK A PETROL BOWSER UP YOUR ARSE FAGGOTS…YOU MAKE ME SICK.. AL GAYS SHOULD BE SENT AWAY FROM NORMAL PEOPLE, ALL THIS GAY CRAP ON TV ARE MAKING LITTLE KIDS TURN GAY BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS ALRIGHT AND DONT TRY AND FUCKEN DENY IT

    • In response to “Ripped Arsehole”… I think you are already seperated from the rest of the world because apparently no one taught you to spell or use simple grammar. And if you think watching gay people are turning your children gay, you’re more ignore than you sound, if that’s possible. The show doesn’t show anything homosexual nor do they speak of it enough for small children to even pick up on it. I don’t suppose you ever heard of “Parental Controls” either, have you?

    • kerry

      HI ripped arsehole…i am sure the little kids that hang around you will become trophy saintly heterosexuals wont they.

  • Sherri

    Get a life people….just enjoy the show for what it is about….I love them and really enjoy their show!!!!!!

  • stacks

    These girls love long hard coc&

  • Anonymous

    So nothing on this site I’ve read has been factual at all…
    But yet people believe it..

  • alex

    They do real nasty things to eachother on the road while watching broakback mountain. Game Over

  • RJ

    Come out of the closet!!!!

    You’re not fooling anyone…

  • Zecret

    They’re both fags.

  • Franco cozzo

    I have furniture for sale
    In footscray and Brunswick

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