Lebal Drocer, Inc. Security Advisory-0001: Cubic Time

Lebal Drocer, Inc Security Advisory-0001: Multiple Cosmic Vulnerabilities in the Universe Vendor: Gene Ray (http://timecube.com/) Product: Cubic Time Versions affected: ALL Threat Level: Mauve Product description: Cubic Time is a Reality that posits: “EARTH HAS 4 CORNER 

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

TIME CUBE

WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

1 of God Is Only 1/4 . . .

New Dogwald meme gains popularity on the World Wide Web

Fans and critics alike of controversial reporter Glen Greenwald enjoy the hilarious Dogwald meme.

INTERNET — You may have heard of the popular “doge” meme featuring the silly sideways glance of a lovable Shiba Inu dog, but meet Dogwald, the newest dog-based meme which has local dog lovers chuckling in their cubicles.

Snowden’s . . .

Jamie Corne of Presstorm threatens President Obama in unbelievable racist rant

“I will spit on you, motherfucker.”

INTERNET — Former convicted street racer, recidivist, and prison escapee Jamie Jo Corne was, until October 2011, a central figure for Anonymous hacktivists as founder and executive editor of Presstorm, progenitor to the controversial YourAnonNews corporation. Corne leveraged her powerful voice as head of Presstorm to criticize . . .

Va. Lawmaker to Introduce Archaic Amendment to ‘Back-up Execution’ Legislation

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The USA is a Binary nation-state

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GCHQ doubles down on “Rolling Thunder” DDoS attacks

We are ruled by a shadow government.

INTERNET — Snowden’s newest revelation showed the UK’s GCHQ operates a Denial of Service program dubbed “Rolling Thunder” which targeted and shut down AnonOps IRC, a centralized meeting place for Anonymous activists around the world.

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Fracking to blame for recent volcanic activity, says Snowden

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Obama to Award BP Executive Presidential Medal of Freedom

Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.” . . .

Dating advice forum “void of masculinity”

According to Red Pill theorists, “sex market values” of men and women change differently as they age.

INTERNET — Men on Reddit forum The Red Pill want to help men become better men, but what does that mean? What is masculinity?

In swallowing the forum’s eponymous Red Pill, a man accepts an . . .