Daymon "Daym Drops" Patterson Dead from Heart Attack

"Daym," who died Wednesday from a heart attack, was known for his bombastic takeout reviews.

“Daym,” who died Wednesday from a heart attack, was known for his bombastic takeout reviews.

INTERNET — Youtube sensation and fast food review monarch “Daym” of the Daym Drops channel was known for a famous review of Five Guys Burgers and Fries, in which he coined his signature line, “Oh my Dayum.” Hundreds of fast food reviewers rallying under Daym’s hashtag, #teamdaym, have expressed solemn grief and are mourning Daym’s death by reviewing Wendy’s “secret menu” quadruple quarter pounder, the last burger Daym reviewed. Daym passed away Wednesday morning from a heart attack.

Joey, of Joey’s Super Kool Food Reviews and #teamdaym said, “Daym was the best food reviewer in the whole wee wide worldy, but I’m wambling. I’m wambling! Gang, Daym’s reviews were the benchmark for the industry. They separated amateur shot-in-car food chewers and the pros. His closeups of the food, the ‘peep game’, was a groundbreaking moment in YouTube fast food film and made everything I do possible. Gang, I’m wearing black for Daym.”

Around ┬áthe nation, fast food restaurants are shutting down as automated FastBoxes replace expensive human workers who have been slowly pulled into the hellish tomb-world of material meaninglessness by the ethereal manifold omnipotent power of global economic forces beyond any human control. Where the restaurants have not closed, the drive through intercom has been outsourced to Mumbai. It seems the high quality fast food we’ve come to respect and critique has not only died, but so has its soul, which lurked somewhere inside the four hundred pound Daym Drops of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook.

6 comments to Daymon "Daym Drops" Patterson Dead from Heart Attack

  • Anonymous

    daym that sux

  • God-Daym! He was so young. I’ll be honouring him by pulling up to a McDonalds Drive-through and turning his song up full blast as I mime along. And any prick that dares beep there horn at me will find a face full of milkshake and an ear full of ‘fuck-off’. I’m so emotional right now.

  • token sp00k

    …. as I lay down to sleep I pray to Bob my soulessness to keep, and if I dead before I wake & bake I pray to Bob that @asshurtmacfags interviews @rabite (weev) on hateradio (lebal drocer). It would be the interview of the century, would make Brasko’s, Sanguinarious’s and thejesterfag group Eddy Murphy’s a distant 2nd, 3rd, and 4th. Atrollz. Ps- Starting a troll suicide pool; how long will it take yoyo, I mean jojo to take a ‘swat’ at weev and then weev own him & make him an herro for sure … ::::waves to teh fishfag Pss- who’s ’tis dead nigger?

  • people just don’t seem to care about this guy

  • Stephen

    I have mags with rocknews and the dude to rank is pawnstars guy. Did you have cocaine to accuse this morning, shit no. See, don’t remind a guy, he is cooking upon the mountain, cokie is ROD SERLING. I got that ’66 chopped-up PLAYBOY, yes I’m 008ed I play 3/30 third born in this life. Basket case plays, pick pack fudge, gang. Becang V-C, you. Diidii Maooooooo. I am narch plabably an asprin against the roof of my mouth, Rod I’m deck, I’m seck, I’m sook.

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