“The police will never target you once you get Islamic Nation Body Armor.” – A. Jones
FERGUSON –Thousands of internet users were drawn into a body armor fundraising drive for protesters in Ferguson, in what has been exposed as a covert astroturf campaign that may be directed by body armor salespeople. Alex Jones, who has recently doubled down on ads for body armor, claims that Ferguson is a “staged race war” that has been controlled by Black Panthers and Islamic Nationalist terrorist groups acting as patsies for globalists in yet more fake theatrics to increase the rate of the omnipresent clampdown on Liberty. Anonymous hackers promised to donate stolen bitcoins to the cause, pouring millions into the purchase of full body armor suits. It can be said as a fact that the plans for a full-on race war are finally going through and the plastic FEMA coffins are going to start filling up, and soon.
Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, weapons expert, laughed at the suggestion of body armor for protesters in Ferguson, saying, “Militarized police would be using high powered assault rifles at close range, making body armor little more than a preposterously unsubtle provocation. If the protesters want cost effective self defense they should follow the lead of other militarized civilians across the world and refuse to identify themselves as a possible combatant. IEDs and AK-47s are low cost, covert solutions for self defense against any modern armored infantry unit such as the Ferguson police department.”
You chronicle.su FUCKS have gone too far. Several imageboard communities have gotten together to talk about the hateful piece of shit editors running the shit-show you faggots refer to as the Internet Chronicle. Take the Ian Watkins article down now.
We have stood by, and patiently spammed your comments section for what’s felt like a life sentence waiting for you to remove the Ian Watkins article.
Nothing has worked.
I even abused the Digital Millennium Copyright Act form to have you harassed and cajoled into removing this copyright-violating “satire.”
And now, it’s time for your piece of shit website to die. I’ll have you know I just personally issued the Denial-of-Service attack command to my personal army of sycophants. They believed me when I cried rape, and they’ll believe me when I say Ian Watkins was the greatest performer to have ever come out of Liverpool. Because after I’m done with this website in court, you’ll be singing Lostprophets. Ian Watkins himself could not help you out of this hole you dug.
Your double standard around free speech here is palpable. After Ian Watkins’ tragic suicide became your most commented story to date, you destroyed the commenting form in a fit of jealous rage. You’re allowed to spread rumors, but we aren’t? Why, if I had root access, I would DELETE your gay comments and replace them with images of Ian Watkins getting his cock sucked by some fat whore who would never in a thousand years fuck me for pay.
You know what your problem is, chronicle.su? You don’t know what a troll is. See, we are the “TrollFront” who arrived from somewhere behind the year 2007 and We. Know. Trollin’. Look how bad you got trolled. You got troll’d so. fucking. hard bro. I am the king of troll mountain and I decree this day to be Chronicle Troll Day – A day we will celebrate each year by trolling the Internet Chronicle.! Where all da white women at. Where is your G-d now?
I literally came here to say this: THIS website is an Obamanation. BTW have you seen this picture of Ian Watkins sucking a hard dick? (SFW)
*oh my god I can’t believe this is my highest rated comment!!
The subject of Gavin McInnes being fired from the news outlet he created because of a piece he wrote was brought to my attention today through Justine Tunney’s article “In Defense of Gavin McInnes“. As a transwoman myself, I completely identify with Tunney’s words, however unpopular they may be. Not because I’m transgendered, but simply because she’s right. She speaks of freedom of expression and press, and as a journalist it frightens me that we can be torn from our own publication, have our families targeted and threatened with financial ruin by a mob of hysterical speech-hating cretins, simply for the words we write.
The public forums with integrated up/down-voting mechanisms for discussion, such as reddit, showed a rise in the idea that you could lessen the value of speech with the press of a button, not because it was wrong or because you rebutted with a superior counter-argument, rather because you just don’t like what you’re reading. It’s this mentality that has seeped into the minds of most people using the Internet, and it’s truly a testament to a willing erosion of our rights to express ourselves. When it becomes not about discussion, dialogue and diversity of opinion, but instead about censoring what we don’t agree with(along with trying to destroy the other persons life), we have truly lost our way.
I was featured in an article in VICE about a trolling organization I was a part of, known as the Rustle League. In the article I openly support the Westboro Baptist Church, not because I agree with them, but because they are one of the final bastions of freedom of speech in America and I will defend, to my death, their right to protest as many fags as they want. I also received threats because of that article.
OH FUCK!
Before that, I was included on an Australian television show about Internet trolling, where I was portrayed as the devil incarnate as a crowd of onlookers passed judgement before the show had even begun, not for what I said or had said, but because it could be said. The following week, I did an interview as a companion piece to the airing of the television show and the amount of vitriol spewed toward me in the comment section far exceeded anything I have ever said or done, but God bless them for saying it. It’s unfortunate the website had to close the comments section down because of the influx of troll-hating trolls being trolled into trolling, it made for quality trolling.
My tenure on the Internet spans from the mid-nineties to present and the amount of hatred directed towards me in a week is more than some people get in a lifetime. Does it bother me? No. Why? Because we all have a right to our opinions. What does bother me, however, is how quickly people will be there to try to take that right away and most of all, how successful they are.
