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Self-proclaimed “Anonymous Queen,” Heather Marsh, steers #OpDeathEaters towards Fascism

#OpDeathEaters
#OpDeathEaters

INTERNET — Heather Marsh declared herself “Anonymous Queen” Monday after riling up hundreds of thousands of Twitter users and sparking a harassment campaign against pedophiles, or “paedo-sadists,” as she has labeled them.

Originally aimed at undermining the credibility of governments everywhere by fabricating a myth of universal pedophilia in high offices, #OpDeathEaters’ pogroms against neighborhood pedophiles are just a distraction from Marsh’s fascistic rise to power.

#OpDeathEaters ultimately plans to round up all pedophiles into permanent special hospitals where we will never have to worry for the children again.

Former stealth Neo-Nazi “Anonymous Queen,” Jamie Jo Brinkman, acquired vast power much like Marsh: She maintained a clique of young journalists writing for her publication, Presstorm. Marsh’s publication, Wikileaks Central and Anonymous Central staffs several of the same writers as Jamie Jo Brinkman. Some analysts have suggested in earnest that Marsh began to act as a proxy for Jamie Jo Brinkman after Brinkman was run out of Anonymous.

Marsh and her staff authored an excessively long wikipedia page in Marsh’s honor, outlining every contour of her ideology and citing every article on the Internet that has ever mentioned her name. As it turns out, Marsh is a practitioner of stigmergy, a pseudoscientific form of witchcraft similar to her dubious field, “scientific journalism.”

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Leaker: Bin Laden’s corpse kept “like stuffed animal” in White House

Osama's corpse was not buried at sea.
Osama’s corpse was not buried at sea.

WASHINGTON — After WikiLeaks reported that there were no witnesses to Osama Bin Laden’s burial at sea, an anonymous leaker from the Secret Service stepped forward with a startling claim — Bin Laden’s corpse was stuffed and put on display in Obama’s smoking room, perpetually locked in a ferocious and terrifying gesture next to the president’s favorite pinball machine.

Abu Muhammed, ISIS general, said, “The Islamic State will battle all the way to Washington DC and reclaim the defiled body of the Great Martyr.” Islamic theology holds that one day Islam is destined to control the entire world.

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Second Argentine Prosecutor Shot

Two prosecutors are now dead in the investigation of an Iranian Bombing
Two prosecutors are now dead in the investigation of an Iranian Bombing

ARGENTINA —  Albert Nisman was shot dead by an unknown villain after he threatened to bring a case against Argentine President Cristina Fernandez for an alleged Iranian Bombing coverup.

Friday, Gerardo Pollitica took over the investigation and by Saturday evening he was also shot dead.

From his mobile prison in Texas, Barrett Brown told Anonymous, “Anons in Argeninta, Investigate! Anon took out Scientology, Anon took out ISIS. Project PM announces the formation of #OpJeSuisNisman, and we will bring Freedom to Argentina like we did to Tunisia. Anons, I cannot send out timely messages about the multitude of stories I miss while in Diesel Therapy. Remember! Never waste a good media event, and if it’s a slow day make one up.”