Fracking to blame for recent volcanic activity, says Snowden

“New documents show that the military has been tampering with the crust in a way the government believes would lead to more volcanic eruptions in other parts of the globe,” Snowden said. . . .

Dox Fly in Wicked Clown Hacker Battle

Dox fly as Wicked Clown Hackers caught in shocking feud!

INTERNET — Dox flew, Monday evening, as Wicked Clown hacker ShadowDXS found himself in an Internet feud against fellow Juggalo hacker “th3j35t3r.” ShadowDXS, known for elite smartphone interfaces, lambasted self-proclaimed patriot th3j35t3r (hacker speak for “The Jester”).

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Saint Malachy predicted the Communism of Pope Francis and Miley's Virulent Satanic Twerking

VATICAN — Minister of hate Pope Benedict 111th ruled out the possibility of life after his reign, as prophecied by Malachy the dissident Catholic, whose insidious doctrine turned more than 800 million people against their faith, and toward Communism. Eastern Mythologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour attributes the collapse of known civilization to Malachy’s Prophecy, a . . .

Local friends enjoy 'talking about war' forever

American Emily Jessup, 23, said a broken nation of war can be a good thing. It can even be fun, she said. . . .

Churches "cave" to safe sex activists

Pastor Freida Phelps said, “There’s nothing in the bible against dryhumping, and as far as I can tell, sex with a condom is just dryhumping with penetration. In God’s eyes, that ain’t even sex.” . . .

String of heists threatens Marijuana shops in Colorado

Handmade American weed costs four times as much as illegal foreign imports.

DENVER – Marijuana shops opened up across Colorado Wednesday as legalization came into full effect. However, gangs of armed thugs – possibly aligned with Colorado drug cartels – raided the new repositories, stealing billions of dollars’ worth of weed and . . .

MILEY CYRUS DEAD AT 21

Miley died in a mid-air collision on Sunday evening

NASHVILLE — Pop singer Miley Cyrus died Sunday evening as her private jet was destroyed in a mid-air collision over Tennessee. The singer’s jet was seen veering wildly out of its flight path by air traffic controllers, but because of recent cutbacks, no controllers . . .

Virginians PLAGUED by CHEMTRAIL Nightmare

RICHMOND — Chemtrails were proven to be fact and not mere urban legend after recent Snowden revelations, as photographers around the country captured proven weather modifying chemtrails and shared them on Social Media web sites. However, debate still rages on as to the purpose of chemtrails and as to just who “they” might be spraying . . .

After months in Russia, Snowden Still Unable to Find Reliable Weed Hookup

Snowden is having troubled getting marijuana in Russia

MOSCOW — Snowden recently made an appearance at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin and promised to reveal more documents detailing invasive NSA surveillance. However, Snowden complained of trouble scoring marijuana, which he said is “essential” to further hacking work.

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“Exponential Growth” of Joey’s World Tour does not concern qualified health care professionals

The corporatist agenda of Joey’s World Tour International is as beneficial to public health as it is overt. . . .