Secret Gang War Rages as Michael Jackson’s Return Approaches

Conspiracy behind recent rap deaths

HOLLYWOOD – The highest level of gang war – that within Hollywood’s elite rap community – has reached fevered pitch. Rather than fighting on the streets like the poor, these hyper-rich stars have resorted to the dirtiest tactics possible. Queen Latifah infected Akon with a genetically modified strain of fast-moving AIDS after rumors had spread throughout Hollywood that Akon once said Queen Latifah’s booty was bigger than his career. In response, Queen Latifah’s main man, Kanye West, was given a roofie immediately before driving home, leading to his death. At this point, Michael Jackson stepped in to end the war among the opposing factions within his organization. As all Hoaxers agree, there are many clues proving Michael Jackson faked his own death so he could help the hip hop community rebel against the New World Order. Michael Jackson slashed the hell out of Lil Wayne’s face till he died just to set an example for the community.

These rappers appear to be still alive to this very day, as the record company has kept a body double on hand to protect their investments in the musician’s brand. Kanye West is a computer simulation, and Akon’s been replaced by a body double. Lil Wayne’s body double is actually a clone, created at birth and subjected to all the exact same tattoos.

May the great Michael Jackson teach us all how to love one another upon his imminent return. May his return be swift, timely and full of groovy dance beats. In Thriller we trust our futures, Amen.

17 Replies to “Secret Gang War Rages as Michael Jackson’s Return Approaches”

  1. What is hapeng?its de world coming 2 an end?i lost my mum this yr & now these guy dat i love.y,y,?

  2. IF ANY ONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ANY OF THIS SHIT YOU ARE A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.i MEAN I AM A HUGE FAN OF MICHAEL JACKSON (JAKO) AND IT WAS A TRAGEDY THAT HE PASSED AWAY AND I KNOW THAT WE ALL WONT TO BELIEVE HE IS STILL HERE BUT HE ISENT. I MEAN COME ON WE ALL KNOW THAT KANYA WEST AND LIL WAYN ARE STILL ALIVE I MEAN REALLY KANYA A COMPUTER STIMULATION AND LIL WAYN HAD A CLONE SINCE BIRTH WITH ALL THE SAME TATTOOS WE ALL KNOW THAT IF KANYA WAS RELLY DEAD THEY WOULDENT PUT IT OUT ON THE INTRNET THAT THEY TURNED HIS VOICE INTO A COMPUTER STIMULATION, AND WHEN LIL WAYN WAS BORN HE WASENT FAMOUS AND NO FAMILY WOULD GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT TROUBLE TO MAKE A CLONE OF THEIR NEW BORN BABY. THIS WEB SITE IS ONE OF THE MOST LIEING AND BULLSHITEST SITES TO GO ON SO IF ANY BODY HAS ANY THING TO SAY ABOUT WHAT I SAID THEN GO TO [email protected] BUT JUST KNOW I WONT APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE IT IS NOTHING BUT THE PLAIN TRUTH SO BOHO FOR YOU…..

    rip michael joseph jackson wish you were still here hell wish you could have been my dad because i dont have one or a mom but oh well rip much love from your close fan tatioannah)

  3. This is ‘tongue in cheek’ humor….but often the truth is cloaked in humor…that is why certain comics are dead now….look up dead comedians and listen to thier routines, you will hear the truth…

  4. i dont believe de fucking lies,i jst dont wanna hear of tha dem niggas u got ma word.u only need to change tha fucking story coz lil micheal is alive nt dead am 1 of his best fand so i dont believe. says:

    truste.com

  5. As all said ealier no need of much to said because both does not deserve R.I.P BY MR BGN AM 9JA BOY live in state [img]2pac [/img]

    1. I only like Michael Jackson Зв ок фжфыда йцэжфоп
      haha ew ew they aren’t good I don’t like there singing

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