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Michio Kaku: “Aliens have infiltrated our internet”

“Aliens have already begun psyops and largescale infiltration of the internet to turn humanity against itself so that a small scale invasion across interstellar distances will be possible.”

INTERNET — Theoretical Physicist Dr. Michio Kaku told reporters Sunday that he thinks an advanced alien species may have infiltrated the earth’s internet to sow discord and soften up humanity for a potential invasion.

Dr. Kaku, speaking at an event held by former Blink 182 musician Tom Delonge told reporters, “The only truly credible reports of UFOs have followed a very troubling pattern. Always they are tracking our fighter jets or interfering with nuclear weapons systems — and these stories show a coherent and disturbing pattern that is very consistent from person to person and from nation to nation.”

Tom Delonge slouched and his eyes teared up as he gripped his mic, trying to settle the conference room. “We’ll take your questions later. And no, this isn’t a joke — not a prank.”

Dr. Kaku continued, “Thank you Tom. Imagine, for a moment, if a group of chimpanzees suddenly learned to make stone-tipped spears or started crafting bows and arrows. This might not be a major threat to our civilization, but it certainly would draw our attention, especially the attention of people who live nearby. Even worse, imagine if they discovered fire.”

Delonge waved his hand dismissively at the cries from the conference room, “In the end, I know we’d kill them. Chimps setting fires all over the place would just be too dangerous. Whatever scientists think, the people living in the area would not be very tolerant for very long, and look: We’re the chimps with nukes — it’s a situation that no advanced species in our vicinity can tolerate.”

[pullquote]Judging by the strange, scripted, and fictional feel of events lately I’d say that our goose is likely already cooked.[/pullquote]

Dr. Kaku looked stern and spoke with incredible clarity, “When humanity deployed its first nuclear weapons, this must have instantly drawn the attention of anyone in our galactic neighborhood. The gamma burst would create an unmistakable signature that would be easily detected at a great distance. These accounts of nuclear weapons being disabled by strange lights in the sky are credible evidence of an advanced species displaying total military superiority. The strange craft that zip around fighter jets, changing direction and accelerating at unbelievable speed, even apparently surviving blasts from machine guns, this is the aliens making their presence known, as I predicted earlier this year.”

Tom Delonge, ashen and emotionless, announced, “Our cyberspace is totally defenseless against such an advanced threat. There is no encryption that can keep them out, no fake news filters that can stop their influence, and no sense in resisting. It’s already too late. Look around you. Everyone is at everyone else’s throats and we’re on the brink of a third world war. How can we resist psyops from such an advanced threat?”

Dr. Kaku shook his head, “It doesn’t look good. But I have been looking long and hard at the encounter between Europeans and the civilizations in the Americas. In that case, there wasn’t a very large technological gap, at least compared with what we’re facing now. But on the optimistic side, the technological advantage, in itself, wasn’t the determining factor. Rather, the Spanish were able to play groups against each other and take advantage of a civilization that was in disarray, turning factions against one another. It was just so expensive and time consuming to move resources and men across the ocean, and a major invasion was just not possible. But by turning factions against each other, a very small group of about five hundred men were able to take over a civilization of millions. I believe any spacefaring conquerors will almost surely follow this pattern. So it is a major challenge for humanity to suddenly transform itself into a Level I civilization, to settle our differences peacefully. Judging by the strange, scripted, and fictional feel of events lately I’d say that our goose is likely already cooked. But if we wise up suddenly, there is a very good chance we can resist them. They may be very advanced, but we have the home field advantage. We don’t need to move our weaponry across interstellar space.”

“There are so many other scenarios we’ve worked out with the Pentagon,” Delonge said. “For instance, there are, likely as not, several competitors for power over Earth, each of them using one nation or another as a proxy. Think of it, if an alien species asked to ally with your nation and said it could disable the nukes of a much bigger country that was threatening you, putting sanctions on you, and making your life miserable, you’d probably make that deal. It’s obvious. And this is why a lot of people at the Pentagon don’t want to talk about it. They don’t want to be seen as puppets of a more advanced species.”

17 replies on “Michio Kaku: “Aliens have infiltrated our internet””

human hybrid race are idiots, u use they technology to run internet …its based on they chips not yours … its effect cause … and don’t flag someone you know nothing about…you can only deny the truth and hide it from themselves, it’s pathetic…leave the indigenous people and get out before it’s too late

Close Encounters: 9 Quotes About Extraterrestrial Life
https://www.signature-reads.com/2018/03/close-encounters-9-quotes-about-extraterrestrial-life/

For reasons no one’s really sure of, March 20th has become known as National Alien Abductions Day, which has come to coincide with an annual Toronto festival where people gather to discuss their various inexplicable encounters. (Alien Con is happening later this year in Los Angeles, if you’d rather hold out for warmer weather.)

Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, 1995
“Occasionally, I get a letter from someone who is in ‘contact’ with extraterrestrials. I am invited to “ask them anything.” And so over the years I’ve prepared a little list of questions. The extraterrestrials are very advanced, remember. So I ask things like, ‘Please provide a short proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem.’ Or the Goldbach Conjecture. And then I have to explain what these are, because extraterrestrials will not call it Fermat’s Last Theorem. So I write out the simple equation with the exponents. I never get an answer. On the other hand, if I ask something like ‘Should we be good?’ I almost always get an answer.”

‘all the light bulbs in my room burnt out last night because i told the truth about the aliens. fuck’
Spooky! Must be them wh0r3 witch3s, shit stirring up sp3lls, in their cauldron, d33p within the hollars of Virginia.

Meanwhile in the House of Windsor the devil’s spawns is about to be birth in abouth 7 months. U.S. Deficit hits six-year high of $779 billion: Treasury https://thehill.com/policy/finance/411493-deficit-hits-six-year-high-of-779-billion-treasury
Rest in Power Jamal Khashoggi & all the other journalist murdered throughout the world. ???

u ve been working this story over in ya head for momfs ?

at least ya gut ya health.

sumwut n shit

@kilgoar
new hate group Proud Mommies support their Proud Boys by filling up their tiki torches with scented oils and whatever, stuff like that
3:28 PM – 19 Oct 2018

Ripped from the Headlines from Saturday, 20, 2018 while getting ripped;
NEW YORK — Gavin McInnes, the founder of the violent neo-fascist gang the Proud Boys, had a perplexing message for the Republican Party last Friday. “At the very least, people of the right,” he told a crowd inside the Metropolitan Republican Club ballroom, “let us scum in.”

The Proud Boys were able to ingratiate themselves with the GOP, in part, by confusing traditional American notions of a hate group. McInnes, for example, publicly rejected the racist “alt-right” after the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia — where one person was killed after someone rammed a car into a group of counterprotesters — despite his closeness with rally speaker Richard Spencer and although a Proud Boy, Jason Kessler, organized the rally.

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/proud-boys-republican-party-fascist-creep_us_5bc7b37de4b055bc947d2a8c?

Who gives a shit about another dead fuckboi cracker.

Dear Tom Ryan,

In yer recent south park Elisabeth Warren sock @sjwwatch1 y’all wrote ‘the internutz are forever’. Now, as the infofuck’s charlatan of 2011 (tied w/ Aaron Barr for that old pen0r in the hive move), 2012 & 2013 ( AND wasn’t that the year asshurt stole yer twitter handle @tomryanblag, we mean @tomryanblog), AND it’s not so much that the internetz R forever Tommy Lardass (well around these part as close more like foreveraloneacceptwhenpayingforitthatpoorworkinggirl), so much as once you put shit out there, **cough, cough** like say ROBIN SAGE, you eventually loose control of things there Sparky, don’t cha. Rinse & repeat moron, especially w/ teh ye old STIs, Raep & AIDs.

Astronomers Find Most Massive Structure in the Early Universe
https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/proto-supercluster-galaxies-1.4865301
“ALIENS”

I’ve far & away, time travelling with these Legal Aliens & thought I’d come back to this shithole formally known as twitter to see what’s shakin’ & bakin’ AND rickin’ & rollin’ AND see that you good old boys are still here giving them satire & now RUST. And ffs if wonders don’t cease Thomas Ryan is still stealing valor & we bet @th3j35t3r account is now controlled by the Russians propagandists if not at least it was being manipulated by them, from they very beginning in 2009 , just like Julian Assange has become their dancing puppet along with this orange haired orangutan President called D.J. Trump.
“I am leaving on spaceship again. Don’t know when I’ll be back again.”
“Oh bae, I don’t hate to go.”
Rest in Power Asshurt, AND DIAF Thomas Ryan & your stupid soxs too.

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I was not brought up that way
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I don’t rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
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Would you pull that crap with Annette

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I’m no object of lust
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Now you’re starting to drool
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