Trump Promises end of chemtrails

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump promises to end chemtrails, vaccines, ISIS, and crooked Hillary on his very first day in office!

INTERNET — Donald Trump took to twitter Monday, tweetstorming fans “My very first executive order will END the chemtrailing across America. #MAGA”

Trump’s controversial tweets were deleted within an hour of posting.

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, lead chemtrail engineer under Obama, told reporters, “Geoengineering with chemtrails is the only thing keeping away catastrophic climate change. Yes, it’s costly both to our health, government, and environment, but it’s better than failing farms and outright starvation.”

Trump also tweeted, “I will END autism in America by banning all vaccinations on my very first day in office.” The other day Trump’s transition team tapped famous anti-vaxxer Dr. Oz for Surgeon General.

Trump has critics fearing for their lives with his final tweet, “We have a very special surprise for THE MEDIA, CROOKED HILLARY, and ISIS! #MAGA” suggesting a crackdown on political opponents by associating them with terrorism. Previously, Trump has hinted at the return of internment camps for all Muslims and Mexicans, although this is the first hint that journalists and political opponents will be targets of his totalitarian takeover.

61 Replies to “Trump Promises end of chemtrails”

  1. If all the Mexican’s are locked up in internment camps who then will scrub the toilets at Trump’s over-priced bedbug ridden hotels.

      1. Hahaha I love it ..perfect answer to her stupid ass question . Just another trash talking shit brained liberal I’m sure .

      2. I am guessing you’ll be happy to apply for that job opening scrubbing toilets, since you’re a proud white Amerikkkan whose not afraid of hard work and minium wage pay.

    1. You are a true dipshit! I have seen Trumps hotels and have enjoyed them. No,bedbugs or underpaid staff. They are clean, run smoothly and put the guest needs first. You,must have fallen out of bed and hit your head! Go awsy!

  2. but acutally his first oder seems to have been somethings with the mortages, that make it hard for poor people to built houses… ??

    1. No.. the stop on FHA premium cuts were to prevent mortgage backed insurance companies from receiving another bail out. It actually protects home owners and tax payers. Last time they rates got cut in this situation is cost the US tax payer 1.7 billion. This is a very good thing. Give the guy a chance he’s already making strides. He blocked regulatory healthcare which stops the buck being passed onto states, healthcare workers and families, Started the withdraw of the TPP which will keep jobs and dollars in the US, Began bill HR 193 which will see changes in UN like never before. He will implementing the move of the US embassy from Tel Aviv to its proper place in Jerusalem which will send a huge message to that region for the better. In 48 hours he has done way more then most even imagine. All the crybabies say he will do this and that based on biased media and rampant social media BS but take no time to actually research fact. He is a machine #MAGA

  3. Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador…chemtrails are already causing global warming, failing farms, and starvation…but, HAARP…is also being used to cause this.

  4. You are here because you want facts about the future. A better place to find those facts is http://www.jw.org. Many people have many questions and many of them are answered with satisfying answers on this website.

    1. Haarp is used to do the spredding , therefore the chemtrails get wider the more time goes and you van ser the undolation which is toyally not normal for normal clauds.

  5. President Trump has said if you apply for American citizenship through proper channels there is no problem , he also said illegals now in America will get first chance at re – entry

  6. I FIND IT TROUBLING THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE INSULTING EACH OTHER WHEN THEY SHOULD BE COMING TOGETHER QUICKLY. PEOPLE NEED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH AND FIND THAT WE THE PEOPLE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER THAN SEPARATED.THESE ISSUES AT HAND ARE SERIOUS, WHICH ARE KILLING OUR TREES, GRASS, VEGETABLES, HUMANS, AND ANIMALS. THEY ARE GIVING US GMO PRODUCTS THAT WILL TOP OFF THEIR AGENDA. PLEASE STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND LETS BAN TOGETHER. THERE IS SOOOO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE AND ITS TIME TO FIND THE TRUTH AND STAND UP FOR THE PEOPLE AND OUR WORLD.

    1. Alt-Captain Amerikkka is here to save y’all from chemtrails, cucks and force feed ya your daily dose of Terrormax (patent pending).

  7. TRUMP IS A FUCKING LIAR
    THERE ARE 12 PLANES IN SKY OVER LANDERS CA TODAY DUMPING HUGE PLUMES OF TOXICICTY INTO OUR WORLD. MARCH 7 2017.
    ALERT……KILL OFF ALL GOV OFFICIALS BEFORET HEY KILL YOU OFF.

  8. KILL ALL GOV OFFICIALS
    THE ARABS AND MUSLIMS ARE NOT THE TERROISTS, ITS THE USA GOV.
    STOP BEING FOOLED STOP BEING IN DENIAL.
    TIME TO KILL OFF THIS EVIL ENTITY CALLED US GOV.

  9. ONLY FOOLS SUCK THE GOV COCK.
    KILL THOSE MF’S ALL OF THEM
    KILL ALL GOV OFFICIALS
    SHOOT DOWN CHEMTRAIL PLANES
    SHOOT POLICE
    SHOOT ANY GOV WORKER IN THE HEAD BEFORE THEY BREED AND MAKE MORE RATS
    TRUMP IS A SELLOUT PIECE OF SHIT
    BEHEAD THAT SCUMBAG ON PBS.

    1. Oh Lawdy, who let you out of your cage and near a computer, hmmmm now, probably a misguided liberal who voted for Trump.

  10. All you people do in bitch but don’t stand before the Whitehouse and demand a redress of grievance. You can’tcan”t just exposit a solution to a problem via air waves, lt has to be vis-a-vie. Now go get’em

  11. All you people do in bitch but don’t stand before the Whitehouse and demand a redress of grievance. You can’tcan”t just exposit a solution to a problem via air waves, lt has to be vis-a-vie. Now go get’em

  12. the end of days is here.
    look up
    our blue skies filled with lithium, barium, medical waste. thats just 3 ingredients in chemtrails
    wake up
    get a SAM and shoot down as many of these planes as you can
    your kids will thank u
    god wont do shit for USA

  13. Trump supporters get so upset when you call them stupid, but then then read an article that is CLEARLY a satirical piece on a satire website (satire means “joke,” Trumpers), and think it’s real!

    Seriously? You don’t know what an Angstrom or a Troubadour are? You didn’t read the About page for this site? It fits your deluded world view and so you latch onto it and need to believe it. So pathetic. You shouldn’t be allowed to vote. You are too stupid to make an informed decision.

  14. WHOEVER TRUMP MAY BE… IF HE IS STOPPING CHEMTRAILS MONSTROSITY SPRAYING AIR, WATER, SKY, LAND AND SOIL, AND KILLS ALL OF US ALONG WITH OUR CHILDREN, OLD PARENTS, ANIMALS, BIRDS, INSECTS, TREES AND THE REST OF LIFE ON EARTH WITH DEADLY CONCOCTIONS OF HEAVY-METALS ~~~~ I PRAY FOR TRUMP AND HIS FAMILY. NO PRESIDENT BEFORE HIM WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND AGAINST HELLISH FAUX-SCIENTIFIC “EXPERIMENTS by NASA. NASA ABUSES ENDLESS BILLIONS of our TAX money developing CRIMINAL “GEOUENGINEETING PRACTICING”. WE CAN USE THESE BILLIONS FOR SUPPORTING OUR COUNTRY TRUE NEEDS.
    Look above your head~for years we see neither BLUE SKY nor gorgeous starry nights – just dirty haze….and noisy jets heavily poluting us with spooky “contrails”…. Geoengineering Monstrosity is The most Colossal TERROROSM in history, against nature and all Life on Earth … Those old scientific psycos who play their psychotic games with powers far beyond their comprehension must be put and kept in mental institutions for life.
    Our Sleeping Populations must wake up right now… KEEP THANKING TRUMP (and T. Price! ) for saving your stupid LIFE!! Read watch and learn well aboout what CHEMTRAILS ARE. Witness from PILOTS, SCIENTISTS and Doctors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTaejpg18g

  15. I live in ny. Any time we have a sunny sky, so far this year from Jan 1(now June 8) I’ve counted 2 complete sunny days. Any other sunny morning the jets roll out and fill the sky with the chem trails. I take pics of them and try to show people what’s going on. People are too naive. “That’s just their exhaust”. Wow. So as it spreads out, no more sun. Then watch the weather channel, they are part of all this. You can easily see when the haarp system is turned on. Forces the jet stream down and creates storms. The people of this world are going destroy us all. That’s a fact!

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