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Nutritionist declares recent poop a success — Internet Chronicle
In what might have otherwise been an uneventful bowel movement, Chronicle nutritionist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur noticed a peculiar softness and consistency in Thursday’s stool, such that he was moved to turn around and declare the specimen “a major success.” “A major success.” Dr. Troubedaur said he was thumbing a medical journal when he recognized […]
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