Misunderstood serial killer ‘indignant’ after he is mistakenly identified as a rapist

Preconceived notions of what it means to “look like a rapist” are being challenged in the Virginia State Supreme Court after admitted serial killer Victor Champ was apprehended by police in yet another case of mistaken identity, and having to go before dozens of police lineups following a rash of sexual assaults around college campuses in the Southeastern US.

It was embarrassing… humiliating… and sick.

  • Victor “Angel of Death” Champ, known serial killer

“Just because you might think I’m dressed like I want to rape somebody doesn’t doesn’t make it my fault when police stop me as I’m skulking around town,” Champ said. “What I do with my body is my choice, and I should not have to feel ashamed for wearing blood on my clothes, learning people’s habits, and sitting for hours in a van parked outside your house.”

A murderer calling himself Vince said there is no safe space where a murderer can openly be himself anymore.

Serial killer looking sad because he was mistaken for a rapist
“I just want by life back.” – Marvin Brooks, mass murderer

“We used to meet up at Pop’s Chocolate Shop on the third Tuesday of every month for ice cream sundaes,” Vince, who asked that his first name not be given, told Internet Chronicle on Thursday. “I would eat Victor’s cherries, because he couldn’t eat cherries.”

That’s when police began to notice the men. “We were just killing people in our spare time, doing our thing, having coffee together in the evenings,” Champ said. “But now it’s late at night. We’re stalking neighborhoods.”

A haggard and mangy bum whom Richmond locals call ‘Brooks’ said he knows when he is being profiled, and blames police prejudice for Champ’s recent mistreatment. Brooks says it isn’t fair how police believe all scraggly, cold-eyed men everywhere, wearing dirty clothes in cul-de-sacs are there to commit violent sex crimes.

“My god, we aren’t rapists!” Brooks said. “We were looking for murder victims. What do you think, I’m some kind of animal? No, man, I kill middle-aged businessmen who are on their way back home from the gym, and are too tired to put up a struggle, and later I mail pieces of their bodies to their family members over long periods of time. Okay, so please, spare me your judgment.”

Out of 25 police departments contacted for this story, none would respond but the Richmond Police Department, who most recently misapprehended Champ, the “Angel of Death” serial killer responsible for the murders and disappearances of more than 60 people from Alabama, Texas and Arkansas. RPD released a statement refusing to name the offending officer, adding only that the matter is being investigated internally, and they will punish anyone found fucking up or whatever, definitely. Just chill.

13 Replies to “Misunderstood serial killer ‘indignant’ after he is mistakenly identified as a rapist”

  1. RIP the old new Persian carpet & at least you still have home & it was just a leak, and not a terrible row house fire.
    And despite you being a miserable wretch of an asshole I am glad you’re still alive and haven’t chewed on the barrel of (shot)gun or played hang man in your bsmt dungeon while jerking off. I am watching a doc you might like entitled Underfire: The Untold Story of Pfc. Tony Vaccara.
    Monitor for the deadly black mold we saw after Katrina and Rita. Plus engage the all important America pasttime and sue.

      1. https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/890233643179716608 like pokemans you need to catch all the tweets in this moist thread. Even tho you were a 3rd class prick to me when I called your miserable foreveralone ass, errr part of me is LMFAO/ROFL at the karma of, Waterworld 3, the Brooklyn sequel. And now after seeing the lastest pictures, all I can say is save yourself AND kill yourself now before the stress having unplanned inground swimming pool in your livingroom does.

        1. dear mister baby rapist, pls stay away from my shitposts, i gives my karma pimples and i correspond only with people who are able to wank by themselves. thank you. and btw if kenny wants to be a ugly gay woman now , its fine with me and the ayatollah.

        2. dear mister baby rapist, pls stay away from my shitposts, it gives my karma pimples and i correspond only with people who are able to wank by themselves. thank you. and btw if kenny wants to be a ugly gay woman now , its fine with me and the ayatollah.

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