ISIS: American Patriots

Rawdah Abdisalaam
Rawdah Abdisalaam left journalism school to pursue a future in American servitude, by joining ISIS.

DENVER, Colo.– ISIS recruit Rawdah Abdisalaam’s twitter account is suspended and none of it is archived anywhere. Considering the United States manufactured #ISIS by bombing Middle Easterners’ homes (after manufacturing their predecessors by arming Afghans who fought against the Soviet Union), it seems like the best thing we could have in response would be their side of the story – at least for laughs, right?

Nope, suspended. We get shitty Newscorp interpretations of events like it’s always been. You know who #ISIS ultimately serves? Lockheed-Martin and Boeing, war machine manufacturers who knew this would happen and worked closely with policy makers to ensure when it does happen, their toys will be purchased even if the budget shrinks. The Pentagon budget has shrunk so much though, they’re now selling war toys to Saudi Arabia for bombing Yemen, and things will continue in that pattern for a while.

ISIS exists to perpetuate a cycle of American profit. Everything they do is to an American company’s profit, especially Boeing and Lockheed-Martin. Although they won’t admit it publicly, this girl who joined ISIS is a “fucking patriot” when they look at what she and her new sand-friends are doing for American bank accounts.

This war is brought to you proudly by Lebal Drocer, Inc. We own everything that matters.

11 Replies to “ISIS: American Patriots”

  1. Just saw the doc Deep Web. It was okay.
    ‘If “presstorm” means anything at all to you, tonight will be your night for laugh.’ Fishfag, faster pussy cat kill, kill, kill … and hatesec just put a fuckin’ plastic bag over the old woman’s head already.

  2. If you do not remove all mention of my friend Joanne Mjadzelics from your site immedietly I will have no choice but to starve more horses to death!!

      1. So according to your Klout score you’re a uber lame stream media whore who’s an expert faggot on all things involving Wikileaks, Anonymous and cats. And for shits and giggles you perform abortions in your spare time, while writing some shit blog on being a mom. Oh and who the fuck is Iris Murdouche?

      2. Google me you paedo lover!
        You will see I dont mess about when it comes to starving horses (or blowin em!)

        Joanne Mjadzelics is a hero cos she also likes horse cock.

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