Breaking News! Beefrave returns to Chronicle, it’s like the Berlin Wall!

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Today, Beefrave returned to the Chronicle with a veiled apology for deleting our entire fucking database.

We were all over that shit, and we have been for years. When you’re THIS important, you have to plan for everything.

That’s right, the Jester’s on our case and our Illuminati Insider went rogue, and we had to PLAN FOR SELF DEFENSE.

Now that we are masters of Escrima and Wing Chun, we are confident enough to let Beefrave back.

Welcome back, Beefrave.

It’s great to be back we got Corbo Tendo on the line wet wet all night all day chimp chump love ’em kiss ’em butts 2 butts!

29 Replies to “Breaking News! Beefrave returns to Chronicle, it’s like the Berlin Wall!”

  1. your first mistake is being a victim of your own hubris. the hubris that lures you into thinking that you can “let it back in.” you are messing with dark forces of which you don’t seem to be sufficiently cautious. its not fear of “it’s” power which should concern you. no. what i find most disturbing about fuckrave is the toxic “field-energy” which seemingly permeates and radiates from it’s every attempt to relate to others.(even in this most benign and satirical of sandboxes.) “I say we nuke the whole planet from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.”

      1. no fuckrave the word “mad” misses the admonition i’m trying to covey to kt and fm; “concerned” is closer to my intent. if i see kt and fm smearing shit all over themselves i feel obliged to tell them that they are going to end up smelling bad and that will greatly impede their attempt to win the ladies. they inform me that they “know what they are doing”(you keep the pathetic little fuck-monkey around to watch it do it’s sad little shit-dance. you laugh AT it not with it). but my warnings stand. if you let the little shit-troll in the clubhouse then the clubhouse will smell like shit whenever it is around.

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