Pope Francis to star in new A&E reality TV show "Pope Primacy"

“Recently for the show, they had him hug a severely disfigured man, and I just thought, ‘You guys have gone too far,’ but no — the people loved it. . . .

Area Father Forced to Take His Belt Off

Richmond, Va. – Harrowing tale of child abuse in a supermarket parking lot as area man bravely accosts his weak, defenseless faggot son. . . .

Dating Advice: from Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

When should you break it off in a relationship? How much is “too much?” The Chronicle’s Physician of the Weak, Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur has the answers. . . .

Protesters gear up to repress rowdy G-20 police

Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there. . . .

MILEY CYRUS – TRIBULATION

“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“

-Eyewitness report

Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass over the . . .

FEAR 960 AM BROADCASTS UFO SIGHTING VIA DIRECT NASA FEED THROUGH LOCAL AFFILIATE "THE HATE HOLE"

Just what it says. Get with the program.

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