Seasonal Flu Tips From Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

Angstrom H. Troubador’s new self-help health book for “bros,” Healthy as Fuck, hits shelves this Christmas.

Sup fellow dudes? Have you noticed a slimy feeling in your chest? Does it feel like you got herpes on your lungs? Yeah, that’s you gettin’ sick, bro.

It’s probably time to lay down the bong for . . .

New Miracle breakthrough drug containing dead baby flesh “adds years” to your sex life

Seoul – South Korean smugglers caught trafficking millions of pills containing human flesh charged with copyright violations of Lebal Drocer product. . . .

Dating Advice: from Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

When should you break it off in a relationship? How much is “too much?” The Chronicle’s Physician of the Weak, Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur has the answers. . . .

Recreational Drug Advice from Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

To your health! . . .

Diet Advice from Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

Hey, what’s up fellow Dudes! So totally check this new diet I’ve worked out for the modern man. I even did some math and stuff to make sure it’s completely healthy.

First thing’s first-drink a TON of energy drinks. The caffeine really kicks your metabolism up a notch! To cancel out all those nasty carbs make . . .