Being President means living under constant threat of sudden rap battles.
Washington, D.C. — King Obama stands up from a throne of human bones and walks onto the balcony overlooking Pennsylvania Avenue.
‘Today is the day,’ he thinks. ‘Today it is finally going to happen.’
Having entered his third stage of molting, Obama sheds . . .
CHRONICLE.SU RUN BY UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT . . .
LONDON — Ryan Cleary proved his attorney wrong March 5. He is guilty as fuck. . . .
I have received the first communication from Sabu since the twisted story about him being a snitch was published by Fox News. As it turns out, Sabu purposefully got himself V&, in hopes that this day would come, fully knowing the way that the Government would try to smear him. But we are Anonymous . . .
Anonymousabu snitches on Anonymous kids who thought Internet anonymity was an actual thing. Protip: it isn’t. . . .
FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous . . .
New Anonymous is the new old Anonymous. @lowercaseanonymous ftw . . .
You can’t miss this week’s episode of Anonifeld, Thursdays on the Internet! Unless you saw last Thursday’s failure because Anonymous is either completely fail or run by the government in a bid to discredit social movements everywhere. . . .
Chris Greenwood is seen here in his natural emotive state
Chris Greenwood of the DailyFail published a story on Sunday describing Topiary, the voice of LulzSec, as an autistic and friendless child who was often bullied. Our phone-hackers have informed us Greenwood obtained this information illegally from phone hacking.
It is against international . . .
Uglyman Ryan Cleary exits the courtroom where lulz took place
Every tech nerd, geek and new owner of adult novelties are glued the their news feeds, all asking the same thing: Will Topiary, hailing from the island of Yell, be a hot hipster or a nasty, ugly nerd like Ryan? Most likely, . . .