My Barret Brown Opinion Piece, By Jaime Cochran

 

 

 

hatesec you’ve got some trollsplaining to do

Barrett Brown sentenced to 5 years in prison ‘just for sharing a link’

lol-barrett

Except he wasn’t.

The unofficial, self-proclaimed “leader of Anonymous” Barrett Brown was sentenced to 63 months in federal prison Wednesday. He faced more than a century in prison for a masochistic fistful charges, which included linking to leaked Stratfor documents that revealed a connection between the government and social network surveillance. But they dropped that . . .

Rapist Speaks Out In Support Of A Delusional Barrett Brown

If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ’em alone!” . . .

Tears of a Clown: ICP’s Concept Album Vindication of Barrett Brown

DETROIT, MICH. — In solidarity with Anonymous leader and fellow evangelical Christian Barrett Brown, arrested Thursday after publicly protesting his persecution at the hands of the minor children of an FBI agent, hip-hop all-stars Insane Clown Posse have already strung together a tribute album to Mr. Brown, of which The Internet Chronicle has obtained an . . .

Brown Taken Down

Brown publicly accused Trout via Twitter of bonking his woman following an episode in which sources indicate Brown most likely abused a “dumbfounding” weight of life-ending narcotic drugs. . . .

The delusions of Anonymous and Occupy Wall Street

The Occupy movement has successfully shifted the public’s attention to the corrupt influence of corporations over American government. At the same time, it has pushed the limits of free speech about as far as local governments will allow. In many cases the protesters have forced confrontations with police, highlighting every egregious use of force with . . .

Totallyfalse.info Leader “Done In”

totallyfalse.info collapses amid missing leader. Who will pick up the pieces? . . .

Anonifeld – The Decree About Nothing!

You can’t miss this week’s episode of Anonifeld, Thursdays on the Internet! Unless you saw last Thursday’s failure because Anonymous is either completely fail or run by the government in a bid to discredit social movements everywhere. . . .

Murdoch Family Enslaves Cheetahs To Edit Truth Faster

How NewsCorp leads the way in timeliness and journalistic integrity – A scathing tale of addiction to drugs, sex and exotic animals. . . .

PRAY TO THE DEVIL

BECAUSE CHRIST CAN’T SAVE YOU NOW ANONYMOUS INSURRECTION OF THE CHRONICLE.SU

PREACHER OF THE DAMNED HERE, CHRONICLE.SU IS CURRENTLY UNDER EXTREMELY HEAVY LOAD OF CONSECUTIVE NEVER-ENDING DDOS ATTACKS DIRECTLY FROM RYAN, HIJACKER OF ANONOPS IRC. CHRONICLE.SU DOWNGRADED TO READ-ONLY MODE. COLLAPSE IMMINENT.

People, people. Gather ’round for the time has come to succumb to the . . .