Luka Rocco Magnotta framed by enemies

Luka Magnotta wrongly accused by Canadian authorities

Canadian police: “It’s just disgusting . . . that someone [deleted] would [deleted] frame [deleted] Magnotta . . . who obviously [loved] his victim.” . . .

Houston Rockets' Yao Ming Retires, Like a Quitter, from Basketball

Yao Ming clearly does not give a fuck

Yao Ming just couldn’t commit to the sport of basketball, bringing shame on his family’s name. Deep shame. . . .

Noteworthy note reveals autonomous manifestation as method of existence

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An Oshawa resident passes a cryptic note to a passenger on the subway who then uploaded it to the internet. Questions were asked. The truth is here. . . .

Internet addiction 'doubles teen self harm'

China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. . . .

ELF ONLINE: TAKE THE MONEY AND FUN

Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other while an . . .

General Tso's Chicken 13% Lead

General Tso’s chicken is a staple of American Chinese take-out restaurants, familiar to millions of fatasses. Starting at the turn of the 20th century, early Chinese restaurants began to sprout up all over America, fueled by the popularity of General Tso’s chicken. Chinese establishments have long been known to spike . . .

Local Chinaman "not the issue"

The Chinese have denied the existence of a recent video released showing the vicious beatings of Tibetans by what appear to be a small Chinese police force. In their defense, a Chinese official proudly stated that because the video was posted over YouTube, a web service that has been officially . . .