Frank Mason to leave chronicle.su forever

Fuck off. . . .

Chronicle.su succumbs to adoring masses, foreclosure

CHRONICLE HQ UNDER FIRE, GIVES IN TO SEXUAL PRESSURE OF DRUNK BEST FRIEND . . .

Chronicle editors to endure “hell gauntlet” of terrible writing

We’re hiring the fuck out of you. . . .

CHRONICLE SUPPRESSED BY INDIGNANT US GOVERNMENT

THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .