CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS . . .

How to fail college

The Elf Wax Times gives you kids a sneak peak of what it’s like to squander an opportunity and look cool doing it. FUCK SCHOOL! GET SCHWASTED! . . .

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Opinion: Just Because I Live At This Apartment Complex Doesn’t Mean You Have The Right To Look At Me

Yeah, okay so I haven’t done this whole ear wax blog stuff yet because I don’t have to. But recently this Lebal Drocer company asked me to write something or they’d stop the nitrocious flow of cash that I’ve been getting for over 5 months now (its sweet, believe me . . .

Opinion: Just Because I Live At This Apartment Complex Doesn't Mean You Have The Right To Look At Me

Yeah, okay so I haven’t done this whole ear wax blog stuff yet because I don’t have to. But recently this Lebal Drocer company asked me to write something or they’d stop the nitrocious flow of cash that I’ve been getting for over 5 months now (its sweet, believe me . . .

The Answer to the Questioning of Everything

Collegetown,USA—Very few classes teach us to ask questions.Quite the opposite, we are taught not to question, but to remember.But how does one learn without asking questions?What are we really being taught?

April’s Fool.Here you are, operating on the knowledge of those who died and lived before you.That . . .