What 1984 taught us

I remember back when being gay was a sin. Those were the days… before the Islams and the Muslims started chopping off our heads! . . .

The Chronicle Manifesto

As might be spat by Das Racist . . .

Bigfoot: The Question Remains

Foreword:As Chief Cryptozoology expert at Elf Wax, I’ve been on the hunt for proof of Bigfoot for years. Lately, some hoaxes have become so complex and convincing, that the truth is actually less detailed and accurate than the hoax itself. Can a hoax be so perfectly orchestrated that the truth of the matter fades into . . .

Bigfoot, imaginary or Communist?

Bigfoot, according to believers, would be the largest Ape known to man. How then could they elude detection for so long? How do these creatures survive without leaving a mark on the environment? The perfect answer to the Bigfoot question is beneath our noses, and has been all along. . . .