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NegiSpringfield accepts the IRC challenge to photograph his cock and balls for strangers on the Internet. Photo inside! . . .

MILEY CYRUS TURNS 18, n00ds coming soon

Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . .

What Salvia Is Like

At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself. . . .

Trouser Snake

Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive. . . .

Dick Means Business

Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.