President Obama OKs Plan to Remove All Curvy Profiles From OKCupid

“Nobody wants ‘em anyway,” added the President.

That people corner all the fungus in your frame

take it easy

I wanna live a life in vain

Make it women

[pullquote]god damn humanity vortex[/pullquote]You sit there with your fucking smartphones (smarter than you are), eyes sucked into them like a god damn humanity vortex. Is there . . .

Anonifeld – The Decree About Nothing!

You can’t miss this week’s episode of Anonifeld, Thursdays on the Internet! Unless you saw last Thursday’s failure because Anonymous is either completely fail or run by the government in a bid to discredit social movements everywhere. . . .

A Social Experiment

When blind dates attack! . . .

Social networking sites lead to 'pregnancy and marriage by age 23'

MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships. . . .

President Obama vows to regulate the breeding of ugly people

In a landmark decision, President Obama has proclaimed that there are too many ugly people getting married and breeding, and that it has already reached epidemic proportions.

“How many times have you gone to the mall, and seen two disgusting people walking around with a pack of ugly kids”, Obama asked the audience . . .