Angstrom H. Truedaberg, the Chronicle’s resident schlemiel, said, “These folks are expressing their right to exist. Many-a-Mensch took to the streets on this July 4th. I’m proud to be a part of such a peaceful, compassionate movement like Liberal Zionism.” . . .
Hitler had a Plan B: to secretly colonize the Moon, built by troops launched from Antarctica. . . .
As it was foretold in the final book of Daniel, Jesus Christ has once again arisen to appear in Treyarch’s Nazi Zombies! . . .
Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. . . .