Senator Leahy is so fucked

Senator Leahy pees sitting down when his wife isn’t home. [Because she is fucking someone who can get it up.] . . .

Movie Chase Scene Escalates To Rooftop

A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he’d] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films. . . .

Pirates awash with Windows 7 theft orgy

Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! . . .