Soda Shaq Review Part III – MAN DRINKS WHOLE CAN

Old Brutus describes Soda Shaq as “a nutritious, all natural health soda offered exclusively by white-owned 7-Eleven stores.” . . .

Online peace activists can’t wait for Syria bombing

“I told you so”

INTERNET – According to a new study, an overwhelming majority of online peace activists just want President Obama to get on with bombing Syria.

The study, conducted by the non-partisan Pew Research Center, found that 91% of internet users who identify as peace activists are increasingly impatient to condemn . . .

EXCLUSIVE: Coalition graphic designer says Turnbull “full of shit”

The Internet Chronicle‘s new Australian reporter, Anime El Khalifi, speaks exclusively with the graphic designer who produced the government-in-waiting’s new Online Child Safety policy document… twice.

AUSTRALIA – The graphic designer who produced both versions of the Coalition’s new Online Child Safety policy document says the Shadow Minister for Communications is “full of shit, . . .

Snowden Omniscience Baffles World

Of all Americans who know how to read [roughly 60 percent], no one is as well-informed as Edward Snowden.

Edward Snowden accesses sensitive files using a mind-computer interface.

UPDATE: SNOWDEN HAS REVEALED THE IDENTITY OF GOD HIMSELF [CLICK HERE]

If CHRONICLE reports are anything . . .

Geo quits again

CHRONICLE.SU – ANONYMOUS HACKED SONY INVESTIGATOR GEOHOTZ LEAVES THE INTERNET CHRONICLE FOR BETTER, FEWER THINGS . . .

Rick Astley battles accusations of child molestation

Rick Astley’s public battle with child molestation accusations . . .

OFFICIAL ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATION FROM SABU

Comrades,

I have received the first communication from Sabu since the twisted story about him being a snitch was published by Fox News. As it turns out, Sabu purposefully got himself V&, in hopes that this day would come, fully knowing the way that the Government would try to smear him. But we are Anonymous . . .

Was there a 9/11 on the Internet I didn’t hear about?

Robert Mueller cites 9/11 as similar cause for concern as what goes on in the Internets. I only wish he could take our freedoms before we ever had them. . . .

Internet "Not Anonymous Enough" for CHRONICLE Writer Old Brutus

Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet . . .