Hide From Yourself In One of Nine Beautiful Hong Kong Locations

The NSA knows where you stay. Do you think you can get out in time? . . .

Tom Ryan Spearheads Cyberwar on the DPRK

Under Armor Spokesman, @th3j35t3r Attacks North Korea

Under the moniker @th3j35t3r, a little-known Twitter account, Tom Ryan of Provide Security is currently gearing up for cyber war with North Korea, Anonymous in tow.

After a series of test runs against mom-and-pop DPRK websites, we see Tom Ryan, aka John Tiessen, as possessing the ability . . .

Meet the Craziest “Leader” of Anonymous, John Tiessen

John Tiessen repeatedly accused my favorite literary character, Kurt Vonnegut’s Kilgore Trout, of child molestation. Mr. Tiessen also made overt threats of physical violence and nuisance litigation (accompanied by veiled threats of violence in the courthouse) towards this fictional character, whom I love, so I made this video with Mr. Tiessen’s “greatest hits.”

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I Am America – A Herman Cain Fanfic

Herman Cain crouched down over the woman, who was now bloody, disheveled and used, and he asked her politely if he might take her out to dinner sometime, and if he can get that phone number. . . .

Rapist Speaks Out In Support Of A Delusional Barrett Brown

If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ‘em alone!” . . .

CHRONICLE.SU FALLS TO RUIN IN WAKE OF PRETEEN SEX SCANDAL

CHRONICLE.SU Editor Frank Mason was arrested Thursday morning for the distribution of slanderous comments against himself.

INTERNET– Legendary cp forum chronicle.su was seized by authorities Thursday following an anonymous tip by John Tiessen. Tiessen told authorities he knew the mysterious chronicle leadership was trading non-nude jailbait photography around Twitter for some time, . . .

“You got rats amongst ya,” part of a John Tiessen rantshow

“You got rats among ya,” said John Tiessen, internet rapist and self-made millionaire. The sex offender said most people are “being played” by the U.S. Gov’t . . .

Extra Rage Comics

Bestiality and rape comics replace the traditional “rage comic” which became infamous shortly after reddit shamelessly ran the format into the ground . . .