Greetings viewers! Welcome to the program! Long time, no blog, eh? (writer’s block, i mean, strike)
Anywho, our good #1 fan/friend/stalker(MIRITE?), FLASHMX, sent us these (very) kind words!:
“What are you talking about? Did you listen to the same song I did? It was bad, it was loud, it was chaos, it was BAD. The votes say it all, I don’t care if people found it useless, its one out of some hundred that people did so, its a bad song, thats it. Chill”
To which ELF WAX replied:
Flash-MX wrote: What are you talking about?
EW: The dreadful uselessness of your reviews.
Flash-MX: Did you listen to the same song I did?
EW: Not only, Elf Wax birthed the auditory brilliance which you deny.
Flash-MX: It was bad, it was loud, it was chaos, it was BAD.
EW: Welcome to Elf Wax, nube. (bad and BAD are still the same word no matter the capitalization.)
Flash-MX: The votes say it all, I don’t care if people found it useless,
EW: Elf Wax doesn’t care that you don’t care.
Flash-MX: its one out of some hundred that people did so,
EW: Thx 4 thee math.
Flash-MX: its a bad song, thats it. Chill
EW: You’re a bad song. That, is it? Cool. THANKS FOR BEING A FAN! XOXOXO!
This has been brought to you by Lebal Drocer Inc. 2008.
What a swell gal! Here’s what else it had to say!
“Elf Wax is just some Manson rip-off who thinks making music that makes no sense is art, its crap.”
Put THAT in the Rolling Stones newspaper! Ya can’t make that up, folkskis! We actually love mansions! Lebal Drocer has provided us with 5… each! Ha! Who laughs last, laughs in the end! quote me.
That’s it for nowz! GREATBYE!
In Lebal Drocer Inc. we trust.