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Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

Space station gets new "chill room"

The International Space Station has docked it’s latest module, complete with every modern convenience. . . .

Failing failures and the failure that fails them

The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. . . .