Something certainly seems to be happening: Image.
Washington– Reports came in from around the world Friday indicating something is happening somewhere, for big reasons.
“Something is definitely going on,” said an eyewitness in a phone interview from his apartment. He asked to remain anonymous. “It’s bad but people are smiling about it.”
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