Tom Ryan Spearheads Cyberwar on the DPRK

Under Armor Spokesman, @th3j35t3r Attacks North Korea

Under the moniker @th3j35t3r, a little-known Twitter account, Tom Ryan of Provide Security is currently gearing up for cyber war with North Korea, Anonymous in tow.

After a series of test runs against mom-and-pop DPRK websites, we see Tom Ryan, aka John Tiessen, as possessing the ability . . .

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Kim Jong-il dead at 69

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Protesters gear up to repress rowdy G-20 police

Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there. . . .

The End Times They Are A-Comin'

The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails! . . .

WORLD HAILS GLORIOUS NEW LEADER

THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-UN IS DECLARED OUR NEW MAGNIFICENT LEADER. NORTH KOREA IS THE MOST BLESSED AND POWERFUL NATION! . . .

North Korean weapon vessel turns around, "left the stove on"

“It could start a fire,” said one analyst, Ernest H. Way, at Elf Wax Research Laboratories. . . .

China pirates self

In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree.

China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive (Taiwan). However, . . .

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That’s just like the 9/11 of…

The following is a list of the most awesome uses of the simile this article gets its title from. Also, everyone’s favorite tragedy, except for Cole Hogan. A bad week in Queercasting, or Heath Ledger’s death? That’s practically 9/11, ‘dude.’ Look at the animation to the left carefully if you . . .