Restraint! Israel Razes Gaza Death Camp

Angstrom H. Truedaberg, the Chronicle’s resident schlemiel, said, “These folks are expressing their right to exist. Many-a-Mensch took to the streets on this July 4th. I’m proud to be a part of such a peaceful, compassionate movement like Liberal Zionism.” . . .

Hillary's 'Hardest' Choice: To Spit or Swallow MIC Payload

Released to rave reviews, the book has been called “a modern-day woman’s meditation on Freedom, reminiscent of Rand, Woolf, and Morrison,” by the Wall Street Journal. . . .

Fuck Your Desert, Brown People Are Sub-Human Animals Who Feel Nothing, And The Middle East Is My Political Toy

We let Iraq go because it was no longer profitable to keep it. What good is a broken nation without oil? We need a power player, Iraq. . . .

Barack Obama's Top 5 Favorite Violent Videogames

Six years into Barack Obama’s term, ‘the drone strike madman’ recently executed a series high-profile civilian murders political analysts referred to as “the Columbine of the Middle East.” . . .

George Bush To Retake US Presidency

Future President George Bush a-huntin’ them Reds

A great leader once asked, “How’s that hopey, changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”

America found her answer. Former President George W. Bush announced a plan Monday to “take America back,” starting with a campaign to reignite nationalism . . .

Obama to Award BP Executive Presidential Medal of Freedom

Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.” . . .

NSA Today – the story of how the NSA is not that bad, except it really is, but that's OK too

There is no proof NSA surveillance has successfully stopped a terrorist attack, and even if it did – would we really want it? . . .

Online peace activists can’t wait for Syria bombing

“I told you so”

INTERNET – According to a new study, an overwhelming majority of online peace activists just want President Obama to get on with bombing Syria.

The study, conducted by the non-partisan Pew Research Center, found that 91% of internet users who identify as peace activists are increasingly impatient to condemn . . .

Prison Architect: An Unfair Review of an Unfinished Video Game

They walked into his office and stabbed him like it was nothing out of the ordinary, but also like it was something they’d been meaning to do for a long time. . . .

The Death of America: NSA, Snowden and the Surveillance State

Snowden is an important figure, but not nearly as important as the story he created by releasing these NSA files. We live in a surveillance state. That much is certain. But there’s a gritty reality behind what that entails. . . .