“I told you so”
INTERNET – According to a new study, an overwhelming majority of online peace activists just want President Obama to get on with bombing Syria.
The study, conducted by the non-partisan Pew Research Center, found that 91% of internet users who identify as peace activists are increasingly impatient to condemn . . .
They walked into his office and stabbed him like it was nothing out of the ordinary, but also like it was something they’d been meaning to do for a long time. . . .
Snowden is an important figure, but not nearly as important as the story he created by releasing these NSA files. We live in a surveillance state. That much is certain. But there’s a gritty reality behind what that entails. . . .
The 2014 World Cup will be the safest, most patriotic World Cup ever, gaming officials said Monday. . . .
Stan Milton, lead designer for the Obama plan, said the plan will institute software designed to comb through buyers’ histories, cross-referencing prior instances of gun-related crimes against humanity. . . .
We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. . . .
Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. . . .
Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. . . .
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