Robots, military and unmanned drones to monitor 2014 World Cup

The 2014 World Cup will be the safest, most patriotic World Cup ever, gaming officials said Monday. . . .

Obama Gun Plan Will “Combat Mass Shootings”

Stan Milton, lead designer for the Obama plan, said the plan will institute software designed to comb through buyers’ histories, cross-referencing prior instances of gun-related crimes against humanity. . . .

Hurricane Sandy Threatens White Communities Along Eastern United States

We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. . . .

Paul Ryan washes dishes at Ohio soup kitchen and hurries out

Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. . . .

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammed

Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. . . .

UNIVERSE THREATENED BY NONEXISTENCE

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Good News and Bad News

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CAPITALISM TO ENSLAVE MANKIND BY 2012

President Mitt Romney attacked his family on live television Sunday during afternoon prayer . . .

The President is a terrorist

BULLETIN: U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, MADE FAMOUS AFTER ESCALATING THE WAR OF TERROR AND BOMBING INNOCENT PEOPLE, IS MORE THAN A VIOLENT TERRORIST – HE IS AN INFORMATION TERRORIST!

BEWARE

Like Bradley Manning, Barack Obama privately lacks respect for the privacy of private communications sent to others in the private . . .

Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary

Detroit– Mitt Romney eats Santorum for breakfast Friday in Michigan primary, demands seconds. . . .