Hillary's 'Hardest' Choice: To Spit or Swallow MIC Payload

Released to rave reviews, the book has been called “a modern-day woman’s meditation on Freedom, reminiscent of Rand, Woolf, and Morrison,” by the Wall Street Journal. . . .

Obama to Award BP Executive Presidential Medal of Freedom

Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.” . . .

Hurricane Sandy Threatens White Communities Along Eastern United States

We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. . . .

ROMNEY USES COCAINE; American People to Romney Campaign: Go For The Nostrils!

DENVER, COLO. — Americans were excited today about reports deep within the bowels of the Romney campaign that the former Massachusetts governor is ready to go after President Obama’s use of marawana and cocaine as a teenager.

“I mean, this is a guy who admitted to cocaine use,” says a Romney adviser to Buzzfeed, “had . . .

Fred Phelps murdered by Michele Bachmann

“I am God and I hate faggots like Fred Phelps.” . . .

UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT!

This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why.

Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of . . .

SEXISM WEEKLY

Why is Michelle Bachmann offensive to lesbians? . . .

Peter King To Rescue Fear-Gripped Midwest From Shariah Law

The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys. . . .

My ideal president

What qualities do you look for in el presidente? . . .

Grady Warren in 2012

Gary Warren is a Tea Party Conservative, and winner of lifetime achievement awards. . . .