Alex Jones Compound Under Siege

Wednesday Photo of Genesis Communications Network Compound: File

MOUNT CARMEL, TEXAS –Alex Jones, famous shock-jock and gun enthusiast responsible for popularizing Waco conspiracies, found his compound under siege after a brief, but violent, confrontation with local police. After recently claiming to own over 500 assault weapons on-air, police responding to a noise complaint decided . . .

I Am America – A Herman Cain Fanfic

Herman Cain crouched down over the woman, who was now bloody, disheveled and used, and he asked her politely if he might take her out to dinner sometime, and if he can get that phone number. . . .

Rapist Speaks Out In Support Of A Delusional Barrett Brown

If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ‘em alone!” . . .

Those Sandusky Boys – A Major Motion Picture

Penn State’s Coach Jerry Sandusky molested little boys “for teh lulz” and now stars in his own movie about the heinous crime! . . .

Extra Rage Comics

Bestiality and rape comics replace the traditional “rage comic” which became infamous shortly after reddit shamelessly ran the format into the ground . . .

Fanfiction: Righteous Indignation – Excuse Me While I Rape The World!

An Andrew Breitbart fanfiction

“No, Mr. Breitbart. Please!”

Andrew Breitbart’s stringy gray hair was greased back with sweat as he loomed over a child, heaving and groaning. In his shadow, the small boy covered his naked shame with both hands and fixed his eyes on the wall, where a picture of Jesus was hung. He . . .

Th3j35t3r’s lie

Feels bad, man

On Sunday, Chronicle.SU was attacked by th3j35t3r, noteworthy Anonymous pedophile. On Wednesday, Chronicle.SU rose from the dead – kind of like Jesus over there, except this really happened. Now, while th3j35t3r is carrying out yet more superficial attacks on WikiLeaks, we’d like to share with the world exactly . . .

Stalking Brenda Song

The best part about writing this article about Brenda Song was watching her on TV while I did it. . . .

Why I can't do Facebook

Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. . . .

Your daughter's a whore, and not even the good kind

A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. . . .