Diablo III – It’s prettay prettay prettay prettay . . . good

The American gaming male automatically degenerated into an alternating cycle of hardcore gaming and furious, repeated bouts of masturbation Tuesday after Mother Blizzard released her tepid seed into the yawning, fertile womb of jilted fantasy gamers who have already seen enough WoW expansions to make General Patreus reconsider an extensive Iraq strategy.

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Cars 2 Review – Where Were The People?

A sociopolitical analysis of Cars 2. Also: damn where were the people? . . .

Modern Warfare 2: "If this is war, I wanna be there!"

Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three. . . .

A Review of Pokemon 8: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew (or something like that)

I awoke on New Years day to the usual yammering of Cartoon Network’s early morning programming. I stood up to deactivate the horrible noises, when I realized I was in the guest bedroom. How drunk had I been last night? I forgot. How’d I get home? Man, I had no answers, except I knew I . . .