Igor Ivanov takes first place in Russian roulette semifinals, one dead

Siberian Open 2014

The most destitute sport on Earth

SIBERIA– Igor Ivanov took first place after his only surviving opponent took his own life during the hotly anticipated Siberian Open Russian Roulette Tourney ’14. The to-be annual championship is held at the prestigious abandoned number station south of Kayerkan Кайеркан.

Event coordinators came up with the . . .

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Russian authorities are calling it a “meteorite” dismissing eyewitness reports that described seeing a large fighter plane crash in the sky. . . .

Russia gets Libyan oil as half-assed NATO led attempt for democracy fails

Neoliberalism strikes again! Russian oil companies move in after American boots on the ground fail to secure oil. . . .

Modern Warfare 2: "If this is war, I wanna be there!"

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The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails! . . .

An Eastern Approach to the Problems of Western Protest

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China pirates self

In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree.

China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive (Taiwan). However, . . .

President Obama contracts swine flu

Washington, D.C.–Due to coming into close physical contact with government pigs in Washington, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, popularly known as swine flu, following a doctor visit Friday.

Noticeable symptoms include tiredness of the eyes, a glazed “thousand-yard-stare” and the onset of . . .