Black holes look just like the sun

The Lebal Drocer Hate-Coil: A little girl shows her family how she believes 46.789% of our known universe will die in a gamma ray burst originating from the Great Attractor

Agents of entropy, black holes are real and they are all around you

You say cheese and the camera steals your soul. What a smile! How many pictures of you are out there, capturing that magical moment when you pretended to be happy on command? What a smile. Such a warm memory. . . .

Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

Big Bank Theory

The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. . . .

An Alternative Earth – by Adolf Hitler

Hitler had a Plan B: to secretly colonize the Moon, built by troops launched from Antarctica. . . .

STAY INDOORS! DEADLY GEMINID METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT

Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath. . . .

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. . . .